Cast Of Characters
Mom - A crazy, emotional, sweet, petite woman who gave birth to me.
Dad - The one my mom is married to buy keeps trying to separate from when she goes through an emotional crisis. Oh yeah, he's my dad.
N.R.A. Bitch - She's my sister, I love her, her life revolves around guns. Her husband makes guns.
B.E.M (Booger Eating Moron) - A rather uninteresting, unintelligent boy. I repeatedly tried to convince myself that he was just a quiet genius. WRONG.
D-Frog - Co-worker. Quiet until coffee hits him. Crazy and random. Enjoys hip hop and compact sport cars. Smokes a lot of bob marley. Smokes a lot of bob marley. (it needed to be stated twice).
Queen Bee - Female roommate. Manic.
Nate aka Babydoll/dollface - Male roommate. Astrological interpreter. Man eater. Best Friend.
Justin - Best friend too. He works in a pet store. That's cool.
Koren - Best friend too. (yes I have three, do you want to fight about it?) But she's my number one girl.
Fucking Asians - Owners and managers of the Wok-Inn
Tomek & Tyler - My gay lover cats
Joshy - The guy on the couch
The Crazy Lady Upstairs - The crazy lady upstairs
Her Son - The son of the crazy lady upstairs
Dad - The one my mom is married to buy keeps trying to separate from when she goes through an emotional crisis. Oh yeah, he's my dad.
N.R.A. Bitch - She's my sister, I love her, her life revolves around guns. Her husband makes guns.
B.E.M (Booger Eating Moron) - A rather uninteresting, unintelligent boy. I repeatedly tried to convince myself that he was just a quiet genius. WRONG.
D-Frog - Co-worker. Quiet until coffee hits him. Crazy and random. Enjoys hip hop and compact sport cars. Smokes a lot of bob marley. Smokes a lot of bob marley. (it needed to be stated twice).
Queen Bee - Female roommate. Manic.
Nate aka Babydoll/dollface - Male roommate. Astrological interpreter. Man eater. Best Friend.
Justin - Best friend too. He works in a pet store. That's cool.
Koren - Best friend too. (yes I have three, do you want to fight about it?) But she's my number one girl.
Fucking Asians - Owners and managers of the Wok-Inn
Tomek & Tyler - My gay lover cats
Joshy - The guy on the couch
The Crazy Lady Upstairs - The crazy lady upstairs
Her Son - The son of the crazy lady upstairs