bored... so bored
since people think im mean,
this is an asshole test:
*i got it from maddox*
Give yourself...
5 points each time you laughed during the movie "Saving Private Ryan."
10 points if you've ever called someone with anorexia "fat." (Bonus 10 points if someone you called "fat" became anorexic).
5 points if you've ever tricked a little kid into giving you money.
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
20 points if someone suicidal came to you for help.. and you encouraged them (Bonus 10 points if they mentioned you in their suicide note).
10 points if you've ever lied about a death in the family to get out of helping someone move.
10 points if you've ever teased someone enough so that they developed a complex.
25 points if you're affiliated in any way with Green Peace, The Arbor Day Foundation, United Way, or Amnesty International.
5 points for every time you've cut in line in front of an old lady (Bonus five points if you laughed or made threats).
10 points if you've ever keyed someone's car for having a better parking spot than you (Bonus 20 points if they were still in the car).
5 points if you've ever parked in a handicapped parking spot (Bonus 5 points if you weren't handicapped).
20 points if you ever told your kid that you wish they were aborted.
*but i don't have a kid*
10 points if you told your kid that they were a mistake (Bonus 5 points if they really were).
*i still don't have a kid*
5 points if you have an "I hate whales" bumper sticker.. just out of spite.
10 points for every time you "flipped off" an animal rights activist.
10 points if you've seen the movie "Titanic."
30 points if you can give your friends "the look," and they know better than to keep talking.
10 points if you've gone to work or school with a contagious disease (Bonus 5 points if you knew it was contagious).
20 points if you are, or have ever been a CEO.
10 points if you voted for Clinton.
10 points if you voted for Dole.
20 points if you've ever made a mean looking face to a baby (Bonus 10 points if you made it cry).
10 points if you've ever sped up while someone was crossing the road.
20 points if you went fishing, didn't catch any fish, and threw all your bait into the water so nobody else could catch any fish (Bonus 10 points if you got banned).
10 points if you're a cop.
10 points if you've ever faked an injury so someone would open a door for you.
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work *school* (Bonus 20 points if you actually made the bomb threat. Give yourself an extra bonus of 10 points if you used a telephone from your work to make the bomb threat).
20 points if you've ever tried selling your brother.
*theres my kicker :)*
Once you add up your points, use the following chart to find out how much of an asshole you are:
0-50: You make me SICK. You probably love singing, dancing and children. You're a parasite to society, and I hope you die.
55-100: You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you.
105-200: You have potential for being a great asshole, but you're probably too socially active. Ditch your friends and spend all your spare time hating Tony Danza.
205-450: You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud.
455-500+: You're not just an asshole, but you're full of shit too. There's no way to get every possible point. Way to cheat, dumbass.
*lets see, i got 105 points, so i have potential for being a great asshole, hahah*
this is an asshole test:
*i got it from maddox*
Give yourself...
5 points each time you laughed during the movie "Saving Private Ryan."
10 points if you've ever called someone with anorexia "fat." (Bonus 10 points if someone you called "fat" became anorexic).
5 points if you've ever tricked a little kid into giving you money.
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
20 points if someone suicidal came to you for help.. and you encouraged them (Bonus 10 points if they mentioned you in their suicide note).
10 points if you've ever lied about a death in the family to get out of helping someone move.
10 points if you've ever teased someone enough so that they developed a complex.
25 points if you're affiliated in any way with Green Peace, The Arbor Day Foundation, United Way, or Amnesty International.
5 points for every time you've cut in line in front of an old lady (Bonus five points if you laughed or made threats).
10 points if you've ever keyed someone's car for having a better parking spot than you (Bonus 20 points if they were still in the car).
5 points if you've ever parked in a handicapped parking spot (Bonus 5 points if you weren't handicapped).
20 points if you ever told your kid that you wish they were aborted.
*but i don't have a kid*
10 points if you told your kid that they were a mistake (Bonus 5 points if they really were).
*i still don't have a kid*
5 points if you have an "I hate whales" bumper sticker.. just out of spite.
10 points for every time you "flipped off" an animal rights activist.
10 points if you've seen the movie "Titanic."
30 points if you can give your friends "the look," and they know better than to keep talking.
10 points if you've gone to work or school with a contagious disease (Bonus 5 points if you knew it was contagious).
20 points if you are, or have ever been a CEO.
10 points if you voted for Clinton.
10 points if you voted for Dole.
20 points if you've ever made a mean looking face to a baby (Bonus 10 points if you made it cry).
10 points if you've ever sped up while someone was crossing the road.
20 points if you went fishing, didn't catch any fish, and threw all your bait into the water so nobody else could catch any fish (Bonus 10 points if you got banned).
10 points if you're a cop.
10 points if you've ever faked an injury so someone would open a door for you.
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work *school* (Bonus 20 points if you actually made the bomb threat. Give yourself an extra bonus of 10 points if you used a telephone from your work to make the bomb threat).
20 points if you've ever tried selling your brother.
*theres my kicker :)*
Once you add up your points, use the following chart to find out how much of an asshole you are:
0-50: You make me SICK. You probably love singing, dancing and children. You're a parasite to society, and I hope you die.
55-100: You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you.
105-200: You have potential for being a great asshole, but you're probably too socially active. Ditch your friends and spend all your spare time hating Tony Danza.
205-450: You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud.
455-500+: You're not just an asshole, but you're full of shit too. There's no way to get every possible point. Way to cheat, dumbass.
*lets see, i got 105 points, so i have potential for being a great asshole, hahah*