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Jul 22, 2006 13:03

"The three F's, drink, fuck and fight."

"So I told him that he better shut the fuck up before I took his gun and shot him with it and apparently it was the wrong thing to say."

"No, no, that's definitely alcohol I smell."

"Wow, I wasn't expecting that to happen."

"So what do you and your friends do, just like, shoot up heroin and stuff?"

"Just do what I do. Hit it and quit it."

"I would have hung out with you, but I was afraid that I'd get arrested."

"You're the king of party fowls tonight."

"I bet you listen to hardcore. I'm judging you completely based on your appearance."

"With this much alcohol, we could all go home really drunk."
"With this much alcohol, we could all go home dead."
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