Dear lady...
Dear Lady Who Was Sitting Down on a Stool in Borders in the Vicinity of the Exercise Tapes:
While I am not a cellphone dictator, your conversation disturbed me so much that I gagged.
I never wanted to hear "I guess I wasn't spending enough time drying (mumble, mumble, mumble) after showering." Please never say this again. Please also refrain from saying the words "doctor" "gross" "healing" and "itching" so close to the whole deal about drying.
If you do this again, lady, I will be forced to find you, which will be easy given the timbre of your conversation, and vomit on your head instead of doing breathing exercising, swallowing a lot and generally saving myself the humiliation of throwing up in public.
You have forced me to write sentences that abuse commas and other punctuation marks. This, also, is a serious offense.
Your cooperation will be appreciated,
krazyill
While I am not a cellphone dictator, your conversation disturbed me so much that I gagged.
I never wanted to hear "I guess I wasn't spending enough time drying (mumble, mumble, mumble) after showering." Please never say this again. Please also refrain from saying the words "doctor" "gross" "healing" and "itching" so close to the whole deal about drying.
If you do this again, lady, I will be forced to find you, which will be easy given the timbre of your conversation, and vomit on your head instead of doing breathing exercising, swallowing a lot and generally saving myself the humiliation of throwing up in public.
You have forced me to write sentences that abuse commas and other punctuation marks. This, also, is a serious offense.
Your cooperation will be appreciated,
krazyill