i like writing letters to inanimate objects
dear paycheck,
welcome! i'm so glad you've come into my life. especially since you were for more than i thought you'd be. sadly, however, you shall be gone by the weekend.
love always,
kristen
dear nj transit,
please have a special car for cool people like me. i no longer wish to sit next to the smelly, fat men and the gum-popping, annoying women who invariably plop down next to me.
sincerely,
kristen
dear unidentified, painful ailment of my 2nd and 4th toes on my left foot,
please go away because you suck like a dirty hooker. stop hurting me or i will punch you right in the balls. for realz.
hate,
kristen
dear amny crossword puzzle,
why were you hard today? it's only wednesday. have i let mind-numbingly dull civil servitude kill too many of my brain cells? please be easier tomorrow so i feel smart.
yours truly,
kristen
dear marla,
i hope you enjoyed this post :)
bbflz 4 life,
kristen
welcome! i'm so glad you've come into my life. especially since you were for more than i thought you'd be. sadly, however, you shall be gone by the weekend.
love always,
kristen
dear nj transit,
please have a special car for cool people like me. i no longer wish to sit next to the smelly, fat men and the gum-popping, annoying women who invariably plop down next to me.
sincerely,
kristen
dear unidentified, painful ailment of my 2nd and 4th toes on my left foot,
please go away because you suck like a dirty hooker. stop hurting me or i will punch you right in the balls. for realz.
hate,
kristen
dear amny crossword puzzle,
why were you hard today? it's only wednesday. have i let mind-numbingly dull civil servitude kill too many of my brain cells? please be easier tomorrow so i feel smart.
yours truly,
kristen
dear marla,
i hope you enjoyed this post :)
bbflz 4 life,
kristen