Mar 15, 2006 17:59
Because if this LiveJournal is for anything, by god, it's for useless surveys and wastes of time.
Put your iPod on shuffle.
Read the questions, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
Song: Special
Artist: Garbage
Comment: Good special, or short bus special?
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Just
Artist: Radiohead
Comment: Just what? Or just, the adjective?
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Veteran of the Psychic Wars
Artist: Blue Oyster Cult
Comment: Okaaayyy.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Fire It Up
Artist: Black Label Society
Comment: So that's a yes, then?
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Spanish Castle Magic
Artist: Jimi Hendrix
Comment: Good advice, I guess.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Karma Police
Artist: Radiohead
Comment: I'll sign up at my local Karma station immediately.
Will I ever have children?
Song: The Denial Twist
Artist: White Stripes
Comment: Your guess is as good as mine.
Will I die happy?
Song: Sleep Now in the Fire
Artist: Rage Against the Machine
Comment: Even if it's not happy, that sounds pretty sweet.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Everyone is Totally Insane
Artist: The Dandy Warhols
Comment: I knew that already.
What is happiness?
Song: A Rush of Blood to the Head
Artist: Coldplay
Comment: Technically, happiness is not possible without it.
What's my favorite fetish?
Song: What We Need More of is Science
Artist: MC Hawking
Comment: I suppose I do have a science fetish. SCIENCE!
How will I be remembered?
Song: Hail, Pallas Athena
Artist: The TTP Project
Comment: Something about wisdom, I hope.