Log: ‘There are no liver points’
Who: Ollie, Perce
When: About a week ago
Where: The house
What: Percy having a freaker
Percy appeared in the floo and narrowed his eyes in the room, "Ollie..."
Ollie grinned from the sofa. "Hya Perce"
"Why is there a picture of me on the internet?"
"Because I wanted to share you with the world" Ollie beamed. "No need to thank me"
She stared at him, "Thank you?"
"I told you there was no need," he smirked
"For bring me not only to the country's attention but the entire world!" he yelled as a high heeled shoe went spinning towards the Scotsman
Ollie yelped, ducking his head and trying to avoid the projectile. "What? You're adorable!"
"Ador...where did you even get a camera?"
"Your dad?" he tried
"My dad...so you took something off my dad experimented on me and put me all over the internet?"
Ollie considered this for a few moments, then beamed and nodded. "Yep"
"People can see it!"
"That's the point," he beamed
"Why!?!" She exclaimed waving her arms
"Because," he grinned
"Now even more of them know I'm a girl! I got an email from Peru asking how I did it!"
"Really?" blinked Ollie. Then after a beat. "...What did you say?"
HE frowned, "What could I say other than I didn't know, he sent me a rather less polite one after that."
"Well, you did deny her information," Ollie nodded solemnly
"Him..."
"Or him" Ollie shrugged. "I don't sodding know, it confuses me"
"How do you think I feel, they wanted to know how they could change too."
"Well, did you say it was an enchantment?"
"Yes but they wanted to know who and why and that's beside the point!"
"It was Del," said Ollie
She sighed sitting down with a huff.
Ollie chuckled. "Aww, come on, cheer up"
"There are pictures of me all over the world."
"And"?
"And I don't need more people knowing!
"Because it will make a difference?" asked Ollie
"Of course it will!" The others were calming down
.
"Well, these will calm down too," said Ollie. "Quick and fast, like pulling off a plaster"
"I'll be known throughout the world as a transsexual"
"No you won't they know it's a spell"
She grumbled before pushing herself up, "They better do, I was trying to forget about it."
"It'll be over soon" offered Ollie with a smile
“Wen, I don't want to do a whole month like this. Things happen”
"Things?" asked Ollie, amused
"You know, women's monthly things."
Ollie looked at him, blinked, then started to laugh. A lot
Percy frowned glaring at him.
"Womanly times" laughed Ollie
"It's not funny!"
"It's bloody hilarious," he beamed
He glared at him throwing the other shoe.
"OW!" laughed Ollie as it bounced off his head. "Hey, husband abuse!"
A pillow soon followed, "You bastard>"
"What?!!" he laughed, ducking
I don't want a period!"
Ollie snorted, curling into a ball and laughing harder
Oh shut up," he huffed, I am not getting a visit of Aunt Irma."
"Who?" asked Ollie wiping tears from his eyes
"Aunt Irma...its what mum used to call it."
Ollie blinked, silent for a moment, before bursting into hysterical laughter again, falling off the couch.
Oh dear merlin." He glared walking over to the sideboard and pouring himself a drink.
Ollie snorted a little, before gaining some composure, sitting up.
"Have you finished?" he demanded before gulping down a whisky.
"Yep, I'm done," he giggled
HE sighed giving up on the cup and drinking from the bottle.
Ollie stood up, walking over. "Perce, come on, you'll make yourself sick"
"I don't want to be a girl anymore...there's meant to be blood...and pain and blood.
"It'll change before then?" he tried
Percy hugged the bottle and sank into the chair. pouting softly
Ollie sighed, sitting next to him. "You'll see"
He cuddled it, "I don't want to stay like this...I don't want babies
"WHOAH! Who said anything about babies?!"
"That's what they have, they have this and then they get pregnant and have babies."
"But...but..." Ollie whimpered
"With blood and screaming."
"None of that," whimpered Ollie
"Yes well I don't want that either!"
"Well, we'll just avoid it," said Ollie logically.
"Well change me back." he complained
"I can't!"
She frowned dropping her head on her knees before taking another drink "I don't want babies.
"We won't have any stop panicking" he said
He frowned gulping it down greedily before coughing and turning green
"See you're making yourself sick, stop that" said Ollie, trying to take the bottle off him
He whimpered, "Maybe if I'm stressed it won't happen."
"You’re not pregnant you tit," said Ollie, rolling his eyes
"Yes but I don't want to be." he complained watching him take away the bottle, "Ugh I feel sick."
"That's because you're drinking this like an idiot," chided Ollie
"I don't want this anymore..." She pouted picking at her knee.
"Well, it'll HAVE to end soon" sighed Ollie
She frowned softly, "I'd give anything not to have this...maybe we can ask St Mungos. Or find her somehow."
"I don't know if that's possible," pointed out Ollie
She frowned, "Can I have my drink again?"
"No" he said. "You've had enough"
"I can handle my drink," she complained
"No you can't you nearly threw up," Ollie pointed out
"I’ll...but I can handle it”
"No you can't" said Ollie, walking over to the sink and pouring it away. "No booze for you"
She pouted looking at him with puppy dog eyes.
"No, you're making yourself sick," he said, putting the empty bottle to one side.
She frowned letting her head fall back, "Spoilsport."
"No, keeping you from damaging your liver, actually"
"Normally I'm better than you surely I've saved up liver points."
"There are no liver points," said Ollie firmly. "You went green"
She frowned, "I can't help it, the idea is terrifying."
"It's not going to happen" said Ollie. "We just won't....you know, until after you're better"
She frowned softly, "We won't"? she asked worriedly
"Well, I suppose we could take...precautions?" he tried
She sighed pulling her legs under her.
Ollie sighed, moving to sit by her
She frowned and leaned into him wrapping her arms around him.
Ollie snuggled in, kissing her forehead. "It'll be ok"
SHe nodded, "Maybe I can take a few days and talk to Del myself."
"Assuming we can find her" said Ollie
She sighed, Maybe I'll just stay home all weekend instead."
"That's ok," he murmured. "I think you're entitled"
She smiled "Are you playing this weekend?"
"Yeah," he glanced at her. "Can't let the press think I'm backing out"
She sighed and nodded, "do you want me to come?"
"You think you're up to it?" he asked, looking at her in concern
She shrugged softly, "it might show we're stronger than they think we are...and I certainly am not a purveyor of prostitutes."
"Exactly," Ollie smiled. "Sock it to them"
She nodded...can we come straight home afterwards though?"
"Yeah, I'd rather we did," said Ollie. "Don't want to hang around"
She nodded before looking at her dress. "I'm changing into my pyjamas, can you order take out?
"Alright," he smiled at her. "What do you want?"
"Chinese is good," She replied standing up."
"Chinese it is, then" he smiled, setting to his task
She ran a hand through her hair tiredly before stumbling upstairs.
Ollie watched her go as he ordered the food.
When: About a week ago
Where: The house
What: Percy having a freaker
Percy appeared in the floo and narrowed his eyes in the room, "Ollie..."
Ollie grinned from the sofa. "Hya Perce"
"Why is there a picture of me on the internet?"
"Because I wanted to share you with the world" Ollie beamed. "No need to thank me"
She stared at him, "Thank you?"
"I told you there was no need," he smirked
"For bring me not only to the country's attention but the entire world!" he yelled as a high heeled shoe went spinning towards the Scotsman
Ollie yelped, ducking his head and trying to avoid the projectile. "What? You're adorable!"
"Ador...where did you even get a camera?"
"Your dad?" he tried
"My dad...so you took something off my dad experimented on me and put me all over the internet?"
Ollie considered this for a few moments, then beamed and nodded. "Yep"
"People can see it!"
"That's the point," he beamed
"Why!?!" She exclaimed waving her arms
"Because," he grinned
"Now even more of them know I'm a girl! I got an email from Peru asking how I did it!"
"Really?" blinked Ollie. Then after a beat. "...What did you say?"
HE frowned, "What could I say other than I didn't know, he sent me a rather less polite one after that."
"Well, you did deny her information," Ollie nodded solemnly
"Him..."
"Or him" Ollie shrugged. "I don't sodding know, it confuses me"
"How do you think I feel, they wanted to know how they could change too."
"Well, did you say it was an enchantment?"
"Yes but they wanted to know who and why and that's beside the point!"
"It was Del," said Ollie
She sighed sitting down with a huff.
Ollie chuckled. "Aww, come on, cheer up"
"There are pictures of me all over the world."
"And"?
"And I don't need more people knowing!
"Because it will make a difference?" asked Ollie
"Of course it will!" The others were calming down
.
"Well, these will calm down too," said Ollie. "Quick and fast, like pulling off a plaster"
"I'll be known throughout the world as a transsexual"
"No you won't they know it's a spell"
She grumbled before pushing herself up, "They better do, I was trying to forget about it."
"It'll be over soon" offered Ollie with a smile
“Wen, I don't want to do a whole month like this. Things happen”
"Things?" asked Ollie, amused
"You know, women's monthly things."
Ollie looked at him, blinked, then started to laugh. A lot
Percy frowned glaring at him.
"Womanly times" laughed Ollie
"It's not funny!"
"It's bloody hilarious," he beamed
He glared at him throwing the other shoe.
"OW!" laughed Ollie as it bounced off his head. "Hey, husband abuse!"
A pillow soon followed, "You bastard>"
"What?!!" he laughed, ducking
I don't want a period!"
Ollie snorted, curling into a ball and laughing harder
Oh shut up," he huffed, I am not getting a visit of Aunt Irma."
"Who?" asked Ollie wiping tears from his eyes
"Aunt Irma...its what mum used to call it."
Ollie blinked, silent for a moment, before bursting into hysterical laughter again, falling off the couch.
Oh dear merlin." He glared walking over to the sideboard and pouring himself a drink.
Ollie snorted a little, before gaining some composure, sitting up.
"Have you finished?" he demanded before gulping down a whisky.
"Yep, I'm done," he giggled
HE sighed giving up on the cup and drinking from the bottle.
Ollie stood up, walking over. "Perce, come on, you'll make yourself sick"
"I don't want to be a girl anymore...there's meant to be blood...and pain and blood.
"It'll change before then?" he tried
Percy hugged the bottle and sank into the chair. pouting softly
Ollie sighed, sitting next to him. "You'll see"
He cuddled it, "I don't want to stay like this...I don't want babies
"WHOAH! Who said anything about babies?!"
"That's what they have, they have this and then they get pregnant and have babies."
"But...but..." Ollie whimpered
"With blood and screaming."
"None of that," whimpered Ollie
"Yes well I don't want that either!"
"Well, we'll just avoid it," said Ollie logically.
"Well change me back." he complained
"I can't!"
She frowned dropping her head on her knees before taking another drink "I don't want babies.
"We won't have any stop panicking" he said
He frowned gulping it down greedily before coughing and turning green
"See you're making yourself sick, stop that" said Ollie, trying to take the bottle off him
He whimpered, "Maybe if I'm stressed it won't happen."
"You’re not pregnant you tit," said Ollie, rolling his eyes
"Yes but I don't want to be." he complained watching him take away the bottle, "Ugh I feel sick."
"That's because you're drinking this like an idiot," chided Ollie
"I don't want this anymore..." She pouted picking at her knee.
"Well, it'll HAVE to end soon" sighed Ollie
She frowned softly, "I'd give anything not to have this...maybe we can ask St Mungos. Or find her somehow."
"I don't know if that's possible," pointed out Ollie
She frowned, "Can I have my drink again?"
"No" he said. "You've had enough"
"I can handle my drink," she complained
"No you can't you nearly threw up," Ollie pointed out
"I’ll...but I can handle it”
"No you can't" said Ollie, walking over to the sink and pouring it away. "No booze for you"
She pouted looking at him with puppy dog eyes.
"No, you're making yourself sick," he said, putting the empty bottle to one side.
She frowned letting her head fall back, "Spoilsport."
"No, keeping you from damaging your liver, actually"
"Normally I'm better than you surely I've saved up liver points."
"There are no liver points," said Ollie firmly. "You went green"
She frowned, "I can't help it, the idea is terrifying."
"It's not going to happen" said Ollie. "We just won't....you know, until after you're better"
She frowned softly, "We won't"? she asked worriedly
"Well, I suppose we could take...precautions?" he tried
She sighed pulling her legs under her.
Ollie sighed, moving to sit by her
She frowned and leaned into him wrapping her arms around him.
Ollie snuggled in, kissing her forehead. "It'll be ok"
SHe nodded, "Maybe I can take a few days and talk to Del myself."
"Assuming we can find her" said Ollie
She sighed, Maybe I'll just stay home all weekend instead."
"That's ok," he murmured. "I think you're entitled"
She smiled "Are you playing this weekend?"
"Yeah," he glanced at her. "Can't let the press think I'm backing out"
She sighed and nodded, "do you want me to come?"
"You think you're up to it?" he asked, looking at her in concern
She shrugged softly, "it might show we're stronger than they think we are...and I certainly am not a purveyor of prostitutes."
"Exactly," Ollie smiled. "Sock it to them"
She nodded...can we come straight home afterwards though?"
"Yeah, I'd rather we did," said Ollie. "Don't want to hang around"
She nodded before looking at her dress. "I'm changing into my pyjamas, can you order take out?
"Alright," he smiled at her. "What do you want?"
"Chinese is good," She replied standing up."
"Chinese it is, then" he smiled, setting to his task
She ran a hand through her hair tiredly before stumbling upstairs.
Ollie watched her go as he ordered the food.