Log: ‘Maybe there's a penis heaven’
Who: Percy and Ollie
When: Couple of days ago
Where: Their flat and around
What: Dealing with the genderswitch
Why: For the lulz R
Percy stretched in bed before switching off is alarm clock and heading to the bathroom.
Ollie curled up in the space Percy had left, smiling in his sleep
Percy sighed brushing his teeth his eyes blinking blearily into the bathroom mirror, he felt his jaw sighing as the lack of morning bristles made itself evident. He frowned spitting out and rinsing before looking in the mirror again, a scream leaving his throat.
"WAZAT I'M HERE WHOZ THERE?!" Ollie sat up, scrambling for his wand and racing towards the bathroom.
A tall thin woman with curly red hair stood gibbering and pointing at the mirror eyes wide in terror as she clutched her towel to herself
Ollie blinked, his wand still held. "Who’re you?! Where's Percy?!"
She looked at him like a wild woman curls flying everywhere like a demented bed head afro. "What's happened to me?"
Ollie frowned, waving his wand a bit. "You better not be another one of those nutjobs, give me Percy back!"
She stared at him lost between terrified and betrayed. "Ollie put that wand down!"
Ollie frowned. "How'd you know my name? Who are you?"
"What do you mean who am I? I'm Percy!"
Ollie blinked a bit. "....Wot?"
"I'm Percy." He announced a little quieter looking lost and worried.
Ollie lowered his wand. "But....you're a girl...have you been messing about with pollyjuice?"
"No I have ..." He blinked, "I bet my brother has done this." he muttered
"Which one?" Ollie asked, chuckling a little now
“George." he muttered. "This has WWW written all over it." He scowled stomping into the bedroom.
Ollie couldn't take it anymore, creasing up on the floor, howling in laughter
Percy turned and looked at him slowly obviously unamused
Ollie snorted, continuing to laugh on the floor
"This isn't funny Oliver."
"Yes it is," giggled Ollie. "You're a GIRL"
He scowled at him and threw a pillow at his head
Ollie laughed, ducking it, before standing. "Okay, okay, I'm done."
He frowned pulling his robes tighter around him and crossing his arms over his chest.
Ollie smiled, watching him....her. "Come on, we'll try and fix it."
"They'd better have an antidote that's all I can say"
"I'm sure they will," he rolled his eyes in amusement
He frowned looking into his robe, "I'm so jiggly." he muttered upset as he poked a breast.
Ollie watched him jiggle. "Okay, stop doing that"
He frowned, "It's unnatural." he murmured upset.
"It's.....jiggly," said Ollie
He sighed pulling the robes tighter around him, "Maybe I can strap them down or something."
Ollie laughed. "THOSE puppies? Not a chance"
He blinked before staring at him, "puppies?"
"Yes." Ollie nodded. "That's the term. Puppies"
He pursed his lips in annoyance. "They are never...NEVER to be referred to as puppies is that understood?"
Ollie blinked, then giggled. "Someone's hormonal"
"I AM NOT HORMONAL!" He yelled before sighing and closing his eyes. straightening up to compose himself, "Sod this I want some chocolate." he muttered padding off downstairs.
Ollie watched him with wide eyes, then giggled a little bit more, following him. "Yes, you are. You're screaming and you want chocolate."
"So what if I want chocolate, I'm allowed to want chocolate, I've just been through a traumatic event"
"You're a bloke, you're not supposed to turn to chocolate for help," said Ollie
"Well I can't turn to you for help can I you just laugh." he scowled scouring the fridge, "Why don't we have any?"
"Because this is a blokes house?" asked Ollie. "And I'm helpful!"
"You're not helpful, THIS is not helpful Ollie." He huffed before slamming the fridge door closed and sitting down at the table burying his face in his hands.
Ollie blinked, considered, then patted Percy on the back. "Um...there there?"
His shoulders shook and he took a ragged breath before turning hair flying as he clung to Ollie sobbing into his shirt.
"Oh...oh okay," Ollie blinked, hugging him...her gently. "Um...maybe your sister will have clothes?"
Her voice broke as she cried, "She dresses like a tramp." he wailed
Ollie winced. "Yeaaaah you don't want to be saying that sort of thing to her or she'll slap you silly."
He shuddered crying and gasping for breath before trying to calm down wiping his face, "Like she could."
"Um, yeah, she could, I've seen her bitch-slap," said Ollie
"You don't think I can beat her?" he asked curiously wiping his reddened eyes
"Oh...um...sure?" he tried, starting to feel a bit trapped.
He frowned watching him, "You don't think so do you?" he muttered pulling away and tightening his robes.
"Yes, yes I do!" yelped Ollie. "Oh crap, I forgot how hard girls were."
"Hard? So now I'm a chore, and I'm NOT a girl. I’ll fix this I have to." he muttered stalking upstairs and stoking the fire.
Ollie blinked, then ran a hand through his hair. "Sorry?" he tried, following Percy. "I...um...I'm sure we can fix this"
The bedroom door slammed in Ollie's face and locked. "Go do something useful and buy me some chocolate." he muttered before kneeling down in front of the fire to talk to his brother.
Ollie blinked at the closed door, before sighing, grabbing some spare clothes off the airer and getting dressed, heading outside. After a while, he returned, a bag full of every type of chocolate the shop had in stock
Percy sat on the rug his head on his knees, the door unlocked and the fire out leaving a few softly glowing embers
Ollie stepped in. "I wasn't sure you wanted so I got every.....are you okay?"
He lifted his head, looking at him forlornly, "IT wasn't George."
"It...wasn't?" Ollie blinked
He shook his head standing up, "No he just laughed at me instead." He sighed standing up. "I need to find something to wear I can't wear a robe everywhere." He replied going over to the bag and pulling out a chocolate bar tearing off the wrapper.
Ollie sat back, watching him. "Well, I'd get you something but I don't know your measurements. Maybe you can wear a shirt like a dress?"
He blinked looking at him, "That'd a bit short, wouldn’t it?"
Ollie grinned a bit to himself. "Yeah"
He thwacked him around the back of his head, "Mind out of the gutter." I'll just have to wear my old clothes and go out to buy some new ones." he replied with a sigh walking to his wardrobe.
"Ow!" he laughed. "Well, okay, can I help you shop?"
He looked at him and nodded sighing when all he could pull out was a suit. He sighed looking ridiculous as he put it on. The cloth hanging or clinging where it shouldn't. stretching over his bust and hips. And the trouserlegs sat halfway up his shins. "Okay...my leg's are longer...I guess that means the rest of me is shorter." he muttered annoyed as he looked in the mirror.
Ollie chuckled. "Percy, Love, you look fine," he said. "OKay, a bit....different, but alright"
"Just hope that no one sees me...he blinked at himself. "I'm going to look ridiculous with hairy legs aren't I?"
Ollie laughed. "You’ll have to wax"
His eyes widened in horror. "I'm not waxing."
"Shave, then," he chuckled
He frowned, "Wait here, "I'll be a few minutes." he muttered disappearing into the bathroom.
Ollie chuckled, sitting on the bed, picking up one of the chocolates and starting to eat.
Twenty minutes later Percy reappeared in men's shoes having given up on the trousers. "I'll just wear a long coat." he muttered pulling the belt around her shirt as she walked downstairs and pulled her coat on.
He chuckled, following her. "Sorry," he said. "I'll bet this is some sort of mix up"
"Well I don't find it so amusing." She replied stepping outside. "Good God it's freezing!"
Ollie looked at her, before sighing, taking off his coat, putting it around her shoulders. "Here"
She looked at him with a frown, "No it's alright." She murmured quietly before taking his arm.
"...Are you sure?" he asked, glancing at her worriedly
She nodded, "I'll be fine, I'll just buy some gloves instead." She replied walking down the street.
"Okay," Ollie smiled, watching her
Percy looked at him before leaning up and kissing his cheek in apology before they apparated with a pop to Diagon Alley
Ollie chuckled at the kiss as they appeared. "Come on, Love, let's find you something to wear"
She nodded, "Where do girls go?" he asked sounding utterly lost.
Ollie laughed. "Um....someplace?"
He sighed, "Look for a shop showing dresses in the window."
"Okay," Ollie nodded, glancing around. "Um....that one?"
He looked over, "Someplace that doesn't look like it would be where my mother shopped?"
"Oh...well, you said Ginny dresses like a tramp," said Ollie. "I don't know what else we have"
He sighed, "Lets just go into that one." he replied pointing to one further on and ducking inside.
Ollie laughed, walking with him inside. "Oooo this place smells nice"
Percy looked back at him with a smile before looking through the clothes, "See if you can find something I might like." he replied going through the racks.
Ollie grinned, starting to look, automatically, for things HE liked
"They better not be mini skirts!" he called back gathering a few clothes and women's suits before heading into the changing rooms.
Ollie dropped the very very mini skirt he was holding. "They're not!"
"Dear Merlin, why is it you've turned into a drooling dog when I've only been a girl for a few hours." he called over the curtain
"Because you're a hot girl?" chuckled Ollie
A heavy sigh came from behind the curtain, "You're not helping." he replied looking in the mirror, and pulling on the pencil skirt. He smiled smoothing down his suit jacket. "I suppose this will do." He replied before trying on a few more suits. Have you found anything yet" he called
Ollie watched him, blinking. "Is it bad I find that even hotter than the mini-skirt?"
He blushed and sighed holding his hand out for the clothes, "Come on Ollie, you're being ridiculous."
Ollie grinned, handing them over. "No, really"
He ducked his head puling a tendril of curly red hair behind his ear, taking the clothes. "Ollie right now I look so different to myself. I'll start worrying what you'll think when I turn back." he decided before nodding in thanks and disappearing behind the curtain.
Ollie beamed, rocking back on his heels. "I love you no matter what you look like, I told you that"
"I know." he murmured to himself with a gentle smile before sighing at the cloths Ollie picked out before putting them on. "Ollie...do you mind getting something more suitable for winter?" he asked as he opened the curtain.
"Okay" Ollie grinned, resisting the skin-tight top and picking up a warm, fluffy jumper
"Maybe not the one with butterflies on it." he replied amused
Ollie paused. "Um...is blue okay?"
"Blue is fine, " he replied with a smile.
Ollie beamed, picking up the blue version, handing it over the curtain"
He took it and slipped it on pulling it close with a smile. "Thank you." he murmured opening the curtain and giving a twirl with a smile.
Ollie laughed at the twirl. "Yeah, you're still hot"
He smiled disappearing back behind the curtain and changing back to his normal clothes. He left the changing rooms and gathered the clothes up before looking at him. Alright, you get one treat." he replied looking around the shop before walking to the shoes.
"I get a treat?" beamed Ollie, following him.
He smiled, "You have a choice, something you want me to wear or something you want to wear." he replied kissing the top of his head before looking over the shoes pulling them off the shelves.
Ollie chuckled. "Hmmm, I get to pick something for you to wear?"
"If you want." he replied sitting down and taking his shoes off and trying them on.
Ollie grinned, moving through the store, finding a lacy number. "Does underwear count?"
He blinked looking back, "No! I've not even gotten used to not having anything down there..." he squeaked I'm gonna need underwear aren't I?"
"You can have THIS underwear" he beamed, waving it
"Are you even holding anything?" he exclaimed
Ollie looked at it, then looked back at Percy. "It's sexy," he said. "You can wear it under that suit thing you have"
He sighed softly, "Is that what girls wear? I've only ever been with Sophia and Penelope."
"Well, no but I bet a woman like you would" grinned Ollie. "Really conservative on the outside, but really kinky on the inside"
He sighed, "Only if you get me some normal stuff too." he replied stumbling clumsily on his heels.
"Okay" he beamed, chuckling a little. "Smaller heels?"
He sighed, "Smaller heels make me look ridiculous." He replied walking awkwardly
"Yes, but you won't break your ankle," pointed out Ollie
"I'll be alright." he murmured "Go look for underwear." He replied waving him off.
"Okay" Ollie grinned, wandering off to find underwear
He sighed walking to the counter with a few more shoes before dropping them on there and waiting for Ollie.
Ollie smiled, returning with some sensible underwear, still clutching the 'special' pair'. "All done?"
He nodded, "bugger we'll need to buy make up too." he murmured paying for them all ad setting Ollie's special pair on top with a sigh.
Ollie smiled. "Are you sure you don't want Ginny's help? Ooo or Tonks?"
"I'll just ask the woman in the shop, "I'm not being laughed at again." he muttered taking the bags before popping into the toilets. "Wait here." He replied disappearing.
"PERCE!" Ollie yelled
"What?" He called popping his head around the door.
"That's the mens" said Ollie flatly
He blinked looking at the door. "Oh god." he replied running out flushing in embarrassment as a man walked past him into them. "This just feels wrong." he replied walking into the girl's toilets.
Ollie chuckled to himself, leaning on the wall as he waited
She sighed reappearing on the smallest of the heels he could get away with. "Come on, "Make up." She replied handing him all of her bags.
Ollie chuckled, taking the bags. "Yes, dear"
She smiled taking his arm as they stepped out on the street. "Thank you Ollie." She murmured turning his head and giving him a kiss before she was blinded by flashes of light
Ollie yelped as the flashes went off. "Oi, come on, guys, I told you, not this early in the morning!"
She yelped as cameras were pushed into her face as question rattled , "Where's Mr Weasley?"
"Trouble at home?"
"what does your coach say about this?"
"The Ministry..."
"OH Merlin," Percy rattled trying to pull Ollie out of the way.
Ollie frowned. "What are you bloody talking about?" he asked as he was pulled along. "This is Per...oh"
"Oh." He replied before they disappeared with a pop. "Bloody hell. I'm going to be all over the Daily Prophet tomorrow."
Ollie groaned, sitting down. "Coach is going to bloody kill me"
She sighed opening the house door. "Come on, they'll be here soon enough." She replied as popping could be heard.
Ollie sighed, standing up. "It's not bloody fair, I wish they’d sod off"
Percy pulled him in and locked the door. "I should've thought of this." he replied softly "My reputation is now going to be the wronged other half."
Ollie took a deep breath. "Better than a cheating dog"
Percy looked at him and sighed crouching in front of him, "Ollie your fans adore you. Believe me, the most that'll happen is they'll think I'm a cold fish and you've had to look elsewhere don't worry about it. Just talk to your coach in private. You don't want to get fired over this."
"I don't want them to think that" said Ollie, frowning.
"Ollie it doesn't matter alright, it's not like there's another woman anyway. Not when it's me."
"Yes but they think it," said Ollie. "They think you're not...not worth loving"
He smiled, "Look at this, don't get upset over something that's not even happened. “It'll be tomorrow's chip paper I promise you." he murmured kissing his forehead.
Ollie frowned, standing. "Yeah....sure," he murmured
He watched him before sighing and standing up slipping off his shoes. His feet stretching on the carpet. "Ollie come on don't get like that." he replied as knocks began on the door.
Ollie sighed, shaking his head. "I can't help it, people think..." he frowned, moving to open the door.
"Don't it'll be the press I'm sure." he replied holding his hand, stilling it as he threaded soothing hands through Ollie's hair as there was a sudden bang in the fireplace.
Ollie stopped halfway, then yelped as Mrs. Weasley stormed in from the fireplace. "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Percy sighed, "Oh dear Merlin," he replied walking up to meet her. "Look just calm down."
"YOU!" said Molly. "Who are you? You know he's married don't you?!"
She blinked at her, "Of course I know he's married, he's married to me!"
"WHAT?!" screamed Molly, jabbing a finger at her. "No he's not, he's married to my son!"
"Mum! WHat're you doing?" She exclaimed trying to bat her finger away.
"Mum? Don't you bloody call me mum!" he snapped, grabbing her hair. "You're not my bloody daughter in law."
"Um....Mol..." started Ollie.
"I'LL GET TO YOU"
Percy yelped as she pulled her hair trying to grab at her hand. "Ollie!" She cried calling for help as she stumbled
Ollie jumped between them. "Molly, please, this is Percy!"
"Don't take me for a bloody fool!"
"Ow ow ow Mum! Get off!" he yelled pulling at her hair. "That hurts!"
Molly narrowed her eyes for a moment, then let go of her hair. "......What?"
"I said that hurts." she whimpered rubbing her scalp and straightening up to hde behind Ollie.
Molly blinked, a little shocked. "....Percy?"
She nodded wide eyed rubbing her hair, "I tried to tell you." she whimpered.
Molly blinked again. "GEORGE!"
"It wasn't him. I already yelled at him." She replied her eyes filling up a little as she sat down.
"Oh..oh honey" Molly sat down, patting her shoulder. "And I thought Ollie was cheating on you"
"I don't want to be a girl anymore." he replied wrapping his arms around her, "I can't stop crying."
Molly hugged her tightly, rocking her. "Oh, I know, Percy, it's hard. But it'll be okay, we'll fix this."
"....Riiight" said Ollie. "Thanks for the vot of confidence, there"
She sniffed softly "I didn't know what to do." she cried. Molly sighed looking at her son in law as if to say why is my daughter crying when you should be looking after her. She looked down at Percy wiping the tears from her face looking at the suit. "Well this is lovely, you always had such a nice figure." She murmured trying to make her smile. Percy sniffed and nodded. "Oliver helped me pick out a few things." She replied before pointing at the bags MRs Weasley moving to look through them, Oliver's special gift on the top.
Ollie winced, waiting for the floor to swallow him up. Just now would be good, really.
Mrs Weasley pulled out the lacy barely there knickers. "Did he indeed?" She replied glaring at the scot as Percy's eyes widened and he blushed snatching them and putting them behind his back. "I picked those, I was just curious." he murmured defending Ollie.
Ollie groaned, wincing. "Sorry, Mrs. Weasley"
Mrs Weasley looked at her new daughter with a disbelieving look and looked at Ollie with a frown. "Hmmm alright..." she replied before a thought struck her and she smiled a little patting Percy's stomach, you never know this might stick and there could be grandchildren in the future." She decided as Percy stared at her aghast.
Ollie paled, considerably. "Um.....I really don't think so...no.....no"
Mrs Weasley smiled at him with a few too many teeth. "Anyway there are reporters trying to firecall me and saying awful things about Percy so you had better fix that." she told him off.
Ollie winced. "Um, how? Without telling them, you know, that he’s a woman now?"
She frowned, "You had better find a way." She huffed giving Percy a final cuddle before walking to the fireplace.
Ollie smiled nervously, waving at her. "Bye Mrs. Weasley"
She gave him a frown seeming to blame the besieged Scot before smiling at her daughter and disappearing in a burst of green flame.
Ollie let out a breath. "Well, now I'm hated"
Percy wiped his face before patting the seat next to him on the sofa.
Ollie sat down with a sigh. "Sorry, Love"
He sighed taking a chocolate and unwrapping a chocolate offering him a piece, "I’m sorry."
"What for, you haven't done anything" said Ollie taking it greatfully
He smiled a little, "She seemed a bit angrier than I thought she would be."
"She was a lot angrier, I thought she was going to kill me"
He smiled softly kissing his cheek. "I don't know why, it's not your fault."
"Because she thought I was cheating on you," he chuckled
He smiled a little, "At least you're forewarned now about what will happen if you ever do."
Ollie looked at him. "I wouldn't"
"I know." he replied softly taking his hand. "What if..." his long fingers intertwined with Ollie's "Even if I can't turn back"
Ollie smiled, kissing his forehead. "I've already told you I love you no matter what, I thought I proved that to you when you lost your memory"
He smiled softly and nodded resting her forehead against his pale fingers entwining with rough tanned ones he smiled idly wondering which summer paradise they had them training in. "You did, I don't know what I would do if you weren't here."
Ollie smiled, holding him close. "You don't have to know, it's never going to happen, I promise"
She smiled softly kissing the palm of his hand. "You're too good ot me." he teased
Ollie chuckled, nuzzling her softly. "Nah, I can always improve"
She laughed finally, "Liar." she whispered breathing him in and tightening her arms around him.
Ollie smiled, kissing her softly. "Am not"
"Are too." he whispered with a fond smile
"Not not not"
"Too Too Too." he whispered smiling nuzzling his neck. "Come on you'd better talk to your coach before he fires you.
Ollie smiled, nuzzling her softly. "Just be a minute," he said, going to make a firecall
She nodded before sighing softly and carrying her bags to the bedroom.
Ollie arrived a little bit later smiling a little. "It sorted, he says it's weird, but it's ok"
"He accepted me turning into a girl just like that?"
"Sort of, he seems to think it's som sort of illness" Ollie shrugged
Percy blinked "Right...I thought he was odd before..." he replied shaking his head
"Well, he's a very strange man," Ollie laughed
He nodded standing up and peering out of the window. "Oh dear."
"What?" Ollie frowned, following him
"They're all over the steps and on the street...the neighbours are going to hate us."
"We could always tell the truth," offered Ollie
"no!" he exclaimed "They'll look at me like I'm a freak."
Ollie shrugged. "Rather that than have them hate us"
He frowned softly, "I suppose."
Ollie smiled, shrugging. "Will kill any rumors, too"
""We are not telling any one more than the neighbours
"Okay" he murmured softly
He frowned softly, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just..." Ollie sighed. "I don't like people thinking I don't love you, Perce...that you're not enough”
He frowned softly and sighed, "I know I'm enough." he murmured
"Yeah, but they think I'd....that I am..." Ollie sighed, looking down.
"That you're what?" he asked softly
"That I'm seeing some woman"
"They'll think you're a playboy." he offered.
"I don't want to be a playboy," said Ollie miserably, turning from the window and heading upstairs
"Ollie..." he called before sighing and staring at the flames for a few minutes before following
Ollie sat on the bed with a thump, putting his head in his hands.
He knelt in front of him, "Ollie...Ollie look at me."
Ollie let out a long breath, before turning his head up, looking at him quietly.
"Ollie, if you want me to tell them I will, I wouldn't want them to think less of you."
Ollie closed his eyes for a moment. "I worked so hard to try and prove to them I wasn't that bloke anymore, Love" he said. "But they've been waiting for something like this, some 'proof' that I'm always going to be some sort of playboy who can't settle down."
He sighed softly, reaching up and threading his fingers through Ollie's hair. "Well we'll prove them wrong."
Ollie leaned into his touch with a sigh. "I just don't want to be that guy, Perce"
"You're not, you know I don't think you are."
"They do," he murmured.
"I'll fix it." he whispered
Ollie sighed, nodding tiredly, looking down
"I will." He whispered softly leaning up and kissing him gently before walking downstairs
Ollie sighed, flopping back on the bed a moment, covering his face with his arm
The door opened outside and flashes of light flashed through the window as there was a soft murmuring outside.
Ollie sat up a little, listening worriedly
There was amore flashes of light and the murmuring turned into a mass of shouting questions as the door closed and Percy closed the door his head falling against the door.
. Ollie frowned, padding downstairs, looking at him..er..her. "....Love?"
She smiled, "They don't think you're a jerk anymore." he replied his eyes worried.
Ollie walked over, wrapping his arms around her, hugging her close. "Thank you, Perce"
She nodded softly holding on to him tightly, "They all now I'm a girl now." he murmured with a frown.
"It'll be okay," Ollie offered her a smile. "I promise"
She frowned uncertain "You'd better be right." She murmured rubbing her ankle a little, an affectation left over from when it had been broken
"I always am," he offered her a smile.
She nodded wringing her hands together stepping away, "I need a drink." She whispered.
"Alright, I can do that" he smiled. "What'll it be?"
"Do we have any brandy?"
Ollie blinked in surprise. "Um...yeah...that bad?"
She nodded watching him staring at him helplessly, "My career is absolutely over." She whispered sitting down with a bump
"No it's not, Love," Ollie sat next to her. "I bet the ministry have codes for things like this, to help you through it"
"What for turning into a girl? Ollie I am one of the most well known members of the ministry on the planet and why? Because of the messes I keep getting into."
Ollie chuckled, shrugging. "They haven't fired you yet"
He sighed softly, "I'm going to be a laughing stock." he murmured with a sigh
"So?" he laughed softly
"So? No one will take me seriously,"
"Yes they will," said Ollie gently.
"How? There are bookies that run odds on what I'll manage next."
"Exactly," said Ollie. "You are never going to lose your job, you give the ministry a public face, which, lets face it, after all that mess with Harry, it really needs"
"What a public face of ridicule? I need to be respected" he grumbled falling back in his chair holding his hand out for a drink.
Ollie smiled, pouring him one and handing it. "But you make people smile"
"That's not a politicians job love." he replied taking it.
"No," agreed Ollie. "But it's still an important thing"
He looked at him, "Would you vote for me?" he looked at him pointedly before drinking it down.
"In a heartbeat," whispered Ollie. "Because you have that human touch none of the others have"
"You were probably the wrong person to ask." he replied amused watching him
"What?" said Ollie. "I'm telling the truth from a non biased opinion"
"How is that possibly non biased?" he asked amused
"Because I said so," said Ollie smugly
He rolled his eyes, "Well maybe I should get an opinion of someone I'm not sleeping with."
"Alright, but they'll tell you the same thing," smirked Ollie
He smiled fondly kicking his heels off and crossing his ankles. "If you say so." he replied indulging him
"I do," beamed Ollie
He glanced up at him holding his hand out for him. "You're just happy you get a girl to play with."
Ollie squeezed his hand. "Hmmmm is that an offer?"
He stared at him, "dear lord..." he replied shaking his head pulling him to sit beside him. "It was a joke on your mind, Even away from Sirius. You're one minded.
"Joke on my mind?" asked Ollie confused
He smiled and kissed him gently, "It doesn't matter. Just sit there and look pretty." he teased
"Yes, Love" Ollie grinned, fluttering his eyelashes
He chuckled, nuzzling him with a sigh, "I'm so small now and unmanly."
"It'll pass," he teased, returning the nuzzle
"I hope so." He replied, "I'm not staying like this. I miss...things."
"Things?" Ollie asked, arching an eyebrow, amused
He blinked "YOu know," he replied waving his hand
"Do I?" he smirked
He blushed looking at him, "Oh fine I miss having a penis." he replied clinically. "You would too if you were in my place."
Ollie laughed. "Probably" he admitted. "I do like my penis"
"Yes well I was attached to mine."
"I would have thought yours was attached to YOU" he teased
He flushed, "Yes well its not now...Merlin knows where it is."
"Maybe there's a penis heaven" contemplated Ollie.
"My penis is not dead!"
Ollie chuckled. "No, it's moved to another spiritual plane"
"Oi! I'm getting it back."
"One day, it'll return, like that movie with the dog"
"Which dog?" he asked a little off track
"The one that comes home," said Ollie, waving his hand
"Lassie?"
"Yes, that's the one," he grinned
"When did you watch Lassie?" he asked with a laugh
"Ummm a few months ago, I think," Ollie chuckled
"With who my dad?"
"....Maybe"
He rolled his eyes, "Please don't turn into him."
"I promise," laughed Ollie
"You'd better, I don't want to be finding you obsessing over a rubber duck. "
"Rubber duck?" asked Ollie, confused
"No..." he replied firmly
"What?" he laughed
"I'm not introducing you to rubber ducks."
"Whatever you say" he laughed
He smiled shaking his head leaning in and kissing him.
Ollie grinned, returning the gentle kiss
She smiled breaking it gently, "Alright maybe one."
Ollie laughed, nuzzling him. "One rubber ducky?"
"One, just one." he whispered.
"One is good," he smiled
He smiled resting his head against Ollie's. "A non magical one."
"Of course," he whispered
He smiled sadly, "I will turn back won't I?"
"Yeah, Love, of course," he whispered
He nodded, "I don't want to stay like this."
"You won't," he promised
He nodded leaning into him wrapping Ollie's arm around him.
Ollie smiled, nuzzling his jaw fondly
He smiled arching his jaw. "Thank You." he whispered softly.
"What for?" he smiled
"For being you and looking after me."
"Well, you don't have to thank me for that" grinned Ollie
"I want to, to show I don't take you for granted."
"I know you don't you daft arse," he laughed
He smiled softly, "Still, can't hurt with a little reassurance.
"Oh?" Ollie smiled. "And what did you have in mind?"
"Me thanking you, why did you want more?" he asked with a smile
"No?" he laughed
"You're not sure?" He asked giving him an eskimo kiss with a smile.
Ollie ducked his head. "No? Maybe? Yes?"
He chuckled his fingers brushing Ollie's cheek and soft lips kissed it softly
Ollie sighed, moving to kiss him slowly.
She smiled warmly into it "You do confuse yourself sometimes."
"I do, can’t help it"
She chuckled, "I'm sorry if it doesn't have a ball it doesn't make sense to you."
Ollie snorted. "Oh there's about a billion ways you could have phrased that better"
He blinked before hitting him with a blush.
Ollie laughed, ducking away
"You're a bastard sometimes."
"Thank you, it's a gift," he beamed
He rolled his eyes leaning his head on Ollie's shoulder and tucking his feet under him.
Ollie chuckled, ruffling his hair. "Love you"
"Oh no." he complained trying to tame his tangled curls
"What?" he laughed, ruffling it again
"Don't this takes forever to sort out." he complained
"I think it looks great," he murmured happily
He blushed, "It looks a mess."
"It looks fine," he whispered
She smiled ducking her head, hair falling in front of her face.
Ollie smiled, leaning in to kiss her.
Her blush deepened as she lifted her head up gently.
"You're gorgeous no matter what," he murmured against her lips
She smiled parting them, "You know when you say it, I can almost believe it."
"That's because I'm telling the truth," he murmured
He smiled softly kissing him. "You are too good for me."
"No, I'm sure I'm not good enough" he murmured
"How Ollie? You're amazing and have a knack for staying one gender
Ollie laughed. "Shhh, you'll jinx it"
He laughed a little smiling as he nuzzled and wrapped his arms around him.
Ollie laughed, pulling her close. "Do love you, though"
She smiled breathing him in. ""I love you too." she whispered.
Ollie grinned, holding her close. "And you really do make a sexy woman"
She blushed laughing a little dropping her head "Thank You."
"You are most welcome, sexy-lady-Perce"
"That had better not be my new name." he teased
"I promise it's not," Ollie laughed
She smiled softly, "and you can't call me foxy either."
"I don't know, it has a bit of a ring to it," he laughed
"You really think I am?" he asked with a smile.
"Completely and utterly," he whispered
She smiled pleased, "Thank you, I'd hate to think you found me unattractive."
"Never," whispered Ollie
She smiled pleased ducking her head
Ollie grinned. "Told you, I think you're gorgeous whatever you look like"
"I know but its nice to hear.
Ollie grinned, leaning in to kiss him.
She smiled leaning up to kiss him, her hands coming up to cup his cheeks.
Ollie murmured softly against her lips, deepening the kiss gently.
She smiled parting her lips and pulling him closer for the first time the worries falling from her shoulders
He moaned a little, moving in close as he kissed her deeply
She blushed as he moved in closer her hands coming up around him.
Ollie chuckled, shivering. "Perce...Love"
"Mmmm?" She garbled into the kiss
Ollie groaned again. "....Love, if you don't want to test drive this body of yours you're going the wrong way about it"
She sighed softly, "Hmmm?" she whispered
Ollie chuckled throatily. "You still have that effect on me, you know"
She pulled away looking at him in confusion before blushing. "Oh..."
"Yeah, oh" he laughed
She blushed looking down at him with a slight smile, "I can still do that?"
"I told you, gorgeous," Ollie laughed. "Body still reacts, you're still Perce"
She smiled running her fingers on his knee.
Ollie chuckled. "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
He smiled, "Am I not allowed to?" She asked with a pleased grin
"Yes, yes you are," he laughed
She smiled, "Come on its not every person who finds they can cause their husbands to react when their either gender.
"No, no it's not," he laughed. "But you do"
He smiled, "So I can enjoy my victory a little while. and you're the nearest thing I have to being normal.
"Thank you," Ollie laughed. "I think"
He grinned softly curling in close nuzzling his neck. "It means I need you around."
"Well, that's good," he chuckled. "Still....could use a cold shower...or something, pet.....getting a little painful"
She looked down and blushed, "Oh true." she murmured thoughtfully before nuzzling his neck
Ollie groaned, arching his neck for her. "Peeeerce"
"Hmmm?" he asked with a smile before kissing his cheek and taking pity on him, "Alright" She replied pulling away. "I can take care of it if you want."
Ollie smiled hopefully. "In a fun way?"
She sighed, "If you like." She chuckled "Unless you'd rather I use a spell?"
"No...no no fun is good," he smiled. "I like fun"
He smiled and pulled him close, "you're lucky I love you, you fall into those traps far too easily." She replied playing with his belt.
Ollie squeaked, then laughed. "Traps?”
"WEll I could've easily just spelled you and sent you on your way." She teased pulling his jeans down a little.
Ollie chuckled low, rising his hips. "Well...yeah"
She smiled pulling down his tartan boxers and letting him spring out, "No wonder you were in pain." She murmured with a smile
Ollie chuckled, low and throaty, "Your fault"
She smiled long fingers running along the shaft as she leaned up and kissed him, "Oh I know."
Ollie moaned softly into the kiss, his hips rising. "Temptress"
He flushed softly, "Never been called that before." She teased softly kissing him deeply
Ollie returned the deep kiss with a grin. "Should hope not"
She chuckled her hand clasping around him firmly
"Peeerce," he moaned, his hips rising.
She smiled moving her kisses down to his neck as she began to stroke
Ollie tilted his head back for her, groaning in appreciation
She smiled his hand moving off him and pulling off his t shirt before kissing over his skin
Ollie whimpered arching up. "You stopped with the stopping"
She laughed, "It's coming back don't worry." She whispered moving her hand down and kissing him as she took him in hand again
Ollie groaned with a sly smirk. "Good didn't want the stopping"
She smiled softly before moving her head down and taking him into her mouth.
"Oh!" he gasped, arching his hips closing his eyes in bliss
She smiled as much as it allowed before bobbing her head gently.
Ollie groaned and whimpered encouragement, his eyes closed as his thighs trembled
She smiled running her hands over his thighs and cupping his sacs gently as she took him in deep.
Ollie moaned, chewing his lip as he arched up, panting a little
She smiled moving his leg and her hand slid between his cheeks.
Ollie shivered again, chuckling a little, pressing down on her fingers
She smiled pushing in and feeling for his prostate as she sucked.
Ollie cried out as she brushed against it, his thighs trembling again as he neared the edge
She smiled humming gently around him.
Ollie whimpered once, before arching his back, crying out as he released into her mouth
She drank him down coughing slightly before she sat up, and adjusted her glasses in a typically Percy manner
Ollie laughed a little through his blissful haze. "Still you, always still you"
She smiled softly, "Really? She asked leaning against him.
"Really," he whispered with a fond smile
She smiled leaning in and taking a kiss, "So I'm not utterly unrecognisable?"
"Never in a million years," he smiled happily
She smiled wrapping her arms around his torso.
"Love you," he whispered softly, kissing her forehead
She smiled softly, "I love you too."
Ollie nuzzled her softly. "Gorgeous"
She blushed and smiled leaning in, "You know it's strange women's clothes...they feel sort of liberating...except bras...bras should be burned"
Ollie laughed. "Death to the bras, huh?"
She nodded, "They’re not nice at all" She muttered. "I don't know how Ginny copes with them. I don't think I'm going to wear them anymore
"Hippie" he teased
"You try it then."
"I don't have the breasts to wear the bra" pointed out Ollie
"Would you rather switch places?"
Ollie laughed. "You don't think I'd make a fine woman?"
He smiled, "No I think you'd just want to play with yourself the whole time."
Ollie grinned. "Quite likely, yes"
She rolled his eyes. "Honestly." he whispered before getting up and rubbing her feet. "Hmmmm I'm going to change into my pyjamas. I might get a little relief from this contraption then
"Alright Love," Ollie smiled softly
She smiled leaning in and taking a kiss before disappearing off upstairs.
When: Couple of days ago
Where: Their flat and around
What: Dealing with the genderswitch
Why: For the lulz R
Percy stretched in bed before switching off is alarm clock and heading to the bathroom.
Ollie curled up in the space Percy had left, smiling in his sleep
Percy sighed brushing his teeth his eyes blinking blearily into the bathroom mirror, he felt his jaw sighing as the lack of morning bristles made itself evident. He frowned spitting out and rinsing before looking in the mirror again, a scream leaving his throat.
"WAZAT I'M HERE WHOZ THERE?!" Ollie sat up, scrambling for his wand and racing towards the bathroom.
A tall thin woman with curly red hair stood gibbering and pointing at the mirror eyes wide in terror as she clutched her towel to herself
Ollie blinked, his wand still held. "Who’re you?! Where's Percy?!"
She looked at him like a wild woman curls flying everywhere like a demented bed head afro. "What's happened to me?"
Ollie frowned, waving his wand a bit. "You better not be another one of those nutjobs, give me Percy back!"
She stared at him lost between terrified and betrayed. "Ollie put that wand down!"
Ollie frowned. "How'd you know my name? Who are you?"
"What do you mean who am I? I'm Percy!"
Ollie blinked a bit. "....Wot?"
"I'm Percy." He announced a little quieter looking lost and worried.
Ollie lowered his wand. "But....you're a girl...have you been messing about with pollyjuice?"
"No I have ..." He blinked, "I bet my brother has done this." he muttered
"Which one?" Ollie asked, chuckling a little now
“George." he muttered. "This has WWW written all over it." He scowled stomping into the bedroom.
Ollie couldn't take it anymore, creasing up on the floor, howling in laughter
Percy turned and looked at him slowly obviously unamused
Ollie snorted, continuing to laugh on the floor
"This isn't funny Oliver."
"Yes it is," giggled Ollie. "You're a GIRL"
He scowled at him and threw a pillow at his head
Ollie laughed, ducking it, before standing. "Okay, okay, I'm done."
He frowned pulling his robes tighter around him and crossing his arms over his chest.
Ollie smiled, watching him....her. "Come on, we'll try and fix it."
"They'd better have an antidote that's all I can say"
"I'm sure they will," he rolled his eyes in amusement
He frowned looking into his robe, "I'm so jiggly." he muttered upset as he poked a breast.
Ollie watched him jiggle. "Okay, stop doing that"
He frowned, "It's unnatural." he murmured upset.
"It's.....jiggly," said Ollie
He sighed pulling the robes tighter around him, "Maybe I can strap them down or something."
Ollie laughed. "THOSE puppies? Not a chance"
He blinked before staring at him, "puppies?"
"Yes." Ollie nodded. "That's the term. Puppies"
He pursed his lips in annoyance. "They are never...NEVER to be referred to as puppies is that understood?"
Ollie blinked, then giggled. "Someone's hormonal"
"I AM NOT HORMONAL!" He yelled before sighing and closing his eyes. straightening up to compose himself, "Sod this I want some chocolate." he muttered padding off downstairs.
Ollie watched him with wide eyes, then giggled a little bit more, following him. "Yes, you are. You're screaming and you want chocolate."
"So what if I want chocolate, I'm allowed to want chocolate, I've just been through a traumatic event"
"You're a bloke, you're not supposed to turn to chocolate for help," said Ollie
"Well I can't turn to you for help can I you just laugh." he scowled scouring the fridge, "Why don't we have any?"
"Because this is a blokes house?" asked Ollie. "And I'm helpful!"
"You're not helpful, THIS is not helpful Ollie." He huffed before slamming the fridge door closed and sitting down at the table burying his face in his hands.
Ollie blinked, considered, then patted Percy on the back. "Um...there there?"
His shoulders shook and he took a ragged breath before turning hair flying as he clung to Ollie sobbing into his shirt.
"Oh...oh okay," Ollie blinked, hugging him...her gently. "Um...maybe your sister will have clothes?"
Her voice broke as she cried, "She dresses like a tramp." he wailed
Ollie winced. "Yeaaaah you don't want to be saying that sort of thing to her or she'll slap you silly."
He shuddered crying and gasping for breath before trying to calm down wiping his face, "Like she could."
"Um, yeah, she could, I've seen her bitch-slap," said Ollie
"You don't think I can beat her?" he asked curiously wiping his reddened eyes
"Oh...um...sure?" he tried, starting to feel a bit trapped.
He frowned watching him, "You don't think so do you?" he muttered pulling away and tightening his robes.
"Yes, yes I do!" yelped Ollie. "Oh crap, I forgot how hard girls were."
"Hard? So now I'm a chore, and I'm NOT a girl. I’ll fix this I have to." he muttered stalking upstairs and stoking the fire.
Ollie blinked, then ran a hand through his hair. "Sorry?" he tried, following Percy. "I...um...I'm sure we can fix this"
The bedroom door slammed in Ollie's face and locked. "Go do something useful and buy me some chocolate." he muttered before kneeling down in front of the fire to talk to his brother.
Ollie blinked at the closed door, before sighing, grabbing some spare clothes off the airer and getting dressed, heading outside. After a while, he returned, a bag full of every type of chocolate the shop had in stock
Percy sat on the rug his head on his knees, the door unlocked and the fire out leaving a few softly glowing embers
Ollie stepped in. "I wasn't sure you wanted so I got every.....are you okay?"
He lifted his head, looking at him forlornly, "IT wasn't George."
"It...wasn't?" Ollie blinked
He shook his head standing up, "No he just laughed at me instead." He sighed standing up. "I need to find something to wear I can't wear a robe everywhere." He replied going over to the bag and pulling out a chocolate bar tearing off the wrapper.
Ollie sat back, watching him. "Well, I'd get you something but I don't know your measurements. Maybe you can wear a shirt like a dress?"
He blinked looking at him, "That'd a bit short, wouldn’t it?"
Ollie grinned a bit to himself. "Yeah"
He thwacked him around the back of his head, "Mind out of the gutter." I'll just have to wear my old clothes and go out to buy some new ones." he replied with a sigh walking to his wardrobe.
"Ow!" he laughed. "Well, okay, can I help you shop?"
He looked at him and nodded sighing when all he could pull out was a suit. He sighed looking ridiculous as he put it on. The cloth hanging or clinging where it shouldn't. stretching over his bust and hips. And the trouserlegs sat halfway up his shins. "Okay...my leg's are longer...I guess that means the rest of me is shorter." he muttered annoyed as he looked in the mirror.
Ollie chuckled. "Percy, Love, you look fine," he said. "OKay, a bit....different, but alright"
"Just hope that no one sees me...he blinked at himself. "I'm going to look ridiculous with hairy legs aren't I?"
Ollie laughed. "You’ll have to wax"
His eyes widened in horror. "I'm not waxing."
"Shave, then," he chuckled
He frowned, "Wait here, "I'll be a few minutes." he muttered disappearing into the bathroom.
Ollie chuckled, sitting on the bed, picking up one of the chocolates and starting to eat.
Twenty minutes later Percy reappeared in men's shoes having given up on the trousers. "I'll just wear a long coat." he muttered pulling the belt around her shirt as she walked downstairs and pulled her coat on.
He chuckled, following her. "Sorry," he said. "I'll bet this is some sort of mix up"
"Well I don't find it so amusing." She replied stepping outside. "Good God it's freezing!"
Ollie looked at her, before sighing, taking off his coat, putting it around her shoulders. "Here"
She looked at him with a frown, "No it's alright." She murmured quietly before taking his arm.
"...Are you sure?" he asked, glancing at her worriedly
She nodded, "I'll be fine, I'll just buy some gloves instead." She replied walking down the street.
"Okay," Ollie smiled, watching her
Percy looked at him before leaning up and kissing his cheek in apology before they apparated with a pop to Diagon Alley
Ollie chuckled at the kiss as they appeared. "Come on, Love, let's find you something to wear"
She nodded, "Where do girls go?" he asked sounding utterly lost.
Ollie laughed. "Um....someplace?"
He sighed, "Look for a shop showing dresses in the window."
"Okay," Ollie nodded, glancing around. "Um....that one?"
He looked over, "Someplace that doesn't look like it would be where my mother shopped?"
"Oh...well, you said Ginny dresses like a tramp," said Ollie. "I don't know what else we have"
He sighed, "Lets just go into that one." he replied pointing to one further on and ducking inside.
Ollie laughed, walking with him inside. "Oooo this place smells nice"
Percy looked back at him with a smile before looking through the clothes, "See if you can find something I might like." he replied going through the racks.
Ollie grinned, starting to look, automatically, for things HE liked
"They better not be mini skirts!" he called back gathering a few clothes and women's suits before heading into the changing rooms.
Ollie dropped the very very mini skirt he was holding. "They're not!"
"Dear Merlin, why is it you've turned into a drooling dog when I've only been a girl for a few hours." he called over the curtain
"Because you're a hot girl?" chuckled Ollie
A heavy sigh came from behind the curtain, "You're not helping." he replied looking in the mirror, and pulling on the pencil skirt. He smiled smoothing down his suit jacket. "I suppose this will do." He replied before trying on a few more suits. Have you found anything yet" he called
Ollie watched him, blinking. "Is it bad I find that even hotter than the mini-skirt?"
He blushed and sighed holding his hand out for the clothes, "Come on Ollie, you're being ridiculous."
Ollie grinned, handing them over. "No, really"
He ducked his head puling a tendril of curly red hair behind his ear, taking the clothes. "Ollie right now I look so different to myself. I'll start worrying what you'll think when I turn back." he decided before nodding in thanks and disappearing behind the curtain.
Ollie beamed, rocking back on his heels. "I love you no matter what you look like, I told you that"
"I know." he murmured to himself with a gentle smile before sighing at the cloths Ollie picked out before putting them on. "Ollie...do you mind getting something more suitable for winter?" he asked as he opened the curtain.
"Okay" Ollie grinned, resisting the skin-tight top and picking up a warm, fluffy jumper
"Maybe not the one with butterflies on it." he replied amused
Ollie paused. "Um...is blue okay?"
"Blue is fine, " he replied with a smile.
Ollie beamed, picking up the blue version, handing it over the curtain"
He took it and slipped it on pulling it close with a smile. "Thank you." he murmured opening the curtain and giving a twirl with a smile.
Ollie laughed at the twirl. "Yeah, you're still hot"
He smiled disappearing back behind the curtain and changing back to his normal clothes. He left the changing rooms and gathered the clothes up before looking at him. Alright, you get one treat." he replied looking around the shop before walking to the shoes.
"I get a treat?" beamed Ollie, following him.
He smiled, "You have a choice, something you want me to wear or something you want to wear." he replied kissing the top of his head before looking over the shoes pulling them off the shelves.
Ollie chuckled. "Hmmm, I get to pick something for you to wear?"
"If you want." he replied sitting down and taking his shoes off and trying them on.
Ollie grinned, moving through the store, finding a lacy number. "Does underwear count?"
He blinked looking back, "No! I've not even gotten used to not having anything down there..." he squeaked I'm gonna need underwear aren't I?"
"You can have THIS underwear" he beamed, waving it
"Are you even holding anything?" he exclaimed
Ollie looked at it, then looked back at Percy. "It's sexy," he said. "You can wear it under that suit thing you have"
He sighed softly, "Is that what girls wear? I've only ever been with Sophia and Penelope."
"Well, no but I bet a woman like you would" grinned Ollie. "Really conservative on the outside, but really kinky on the inside"
He sighed, "Only if you get me some normal stuff too." he replied stumbling clumsily on his heels.
"Okay" he beamed, chuckling a little. "Smaller heels?"
He sighed, "Smaller heels make me look ridiculous." He replied walking awkwardly
"Yes, but you won't break your ankle," pointed out Ollie
"I'll be alright." he murmured "Go look for underwear." He replied waving him off.
"Okay" Ollie grinned, wandering off to find underwear
He sighed walking to the counter with a few more shoes before dropping them on there and waiting for Ollie.
Ollie smiled, returning with some sensible underwear, still clutching the 'special' pair'. "All done?"
He nodded, "bugger we'll need to buy make up too." he murmured paying for them all ad setting Ollie's special pair on top with a sigh.
Ollie smiled. "Are you sure you don't want Ginny's help? Ooo or Tonks?"
"I'll just ask the woman in the shop, "I'm not being laughed at again." he muttered taking the bags before popping into the toilets. "Wait here." He replied disappearing.
"PERCE!" Ollie yelled
"What?" He called popping his head around the door.
"That's the mens" said Ollie flatly
He blinked looking at the door. "Oh god." he replied running out flushing in embarrassment as a man walked past him into them. "This just feels wrong." he replied walking into the girl's toilets.
Ollie chuckled to himself, leaning on the wall as he waited
She sighed reappearing on the smallest of the heels he could get away with. "Come on, "Make up." She replied handing him all of her bags.
Ollie chuckled, taking the bags. "Yes, dear"
She smiled taking his arm as they stepped out on the street. "Thank you Ollie." She murmured turning his head and giving him a kiss before she was blinded by flashes of light
Ollie yelped as the flashes went off. "Oi, come on, guys, I told you, not this early in the morning!"
She yelped as cameras were pushed into her face as question rattled , "Where's Mr Weasley?"
"Trouble at home?"
"what does your coach say about this?"
"The Ministry..."
"OH Merlin," Percy rattled trying to pull Ollie out of the way.
Ollie frowned. "What are you bloody talking about?" he asked as he was pulled along. "This is Per...oh"
"Oh." He replied before they disappeared with a pop. "Bloody hell. I'm going to be all over the Daily Prophet tomorrow."
Ollie groaned, sitting down. "Coach is going to bloody kill me"
She sighed opening the house door. "Come on, they'll be here soon enough." She replied as popping could be heard.
Ollie sighed, standing up. "It's not bloody fair, I wish they’d sod off"
Percy pulled him in and locked the door. "I should've thought of this." he replied softly "My reputation is now going to be the wronged other half."
Ollie took a deep breath. "Better than a cheating dog"
Percy looked at him and sighed crouching in front of him, "Ollie your fans adore you. Believe me, the most that'll happen is they'll think I'm a cold fish and you've had to look elsewhere don't worry about it. Just talk to your coach in private. You don't want to get fired over this."
"I don't want them to think that" said Ollie, frowning.
"Ollie it doesn't matter alright, it's not like there's another woman anyway. Not when it's me."
"Yes but they think it," said Ollie. "They think you're not...not worth loving"
He smiled, "Look at this, don't get upset over something that's not even happened. “It'll be tomorrow's chip paper I promise you." he murmured kissing his forehead.
Ollie frowned, standing. "Yeah....sure," he murmured
He watched him before sighing and standing up slipping off his shoes. His feet stretching on the carpet. "Ollie come on don't get like that." he replied as knocks began on the door.
Ollie sighed, shaking his head. "I can't help it, people think..." he frowned, moving to open the door.
"Don't it'll be the press I'm sure." he replied holding his hand, stilling it as he threaded soothing hands through Ollie's hair as there was a sudden bang in the fireplace.
Ollie stopped halfway, then yelped as Mrs. Weasley stormed in from the fireplace. "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
Percy sighed, "Oh dear Merlin," he replied walking up to meet her. "Look just calm down."
"YOU!" said Molly. "Who are you? You know he's married don't you?!"
She blinked at her, "Of course I know he's married, he's married to me!"
"WHAT?!" screamed Molly, jabbing a finger at her. "No he's not, he's married to my son!"
"Mum! WHat're you doing?" She exclaimed trying to bat her finger away.
"Mum? Don't you bloody call me mum!" he snapped, grabbing her hair. "You're not my bloody daughter in law."
"Um....Mol..." started Ollie.
"I'LL GET TO YOU"
Percy yelped as she pulled her hair trying to grab at her hand. "Ollie!" She cried calling for help as she stumbled
Ollie jumped between them. "Molly, please, this is Percy!"
"Don't take me for a bloody fool!"
"Ow ow ow Mum! Get off!" he yelled pulling at her hair. "That hurts!"
Molly narrowed her eyes for a moment, then let go of her hair. "......What?"
"I said that hurts." she whimpered rubbing her scalp and straightening up to hde behind Ollie.
Molly blinked, a little shocked. "....Percy?"
She nodded wide eyed rubbing her hair, "I tried to tell you." she whimpered.
Molly blinked again. "GEORGE!"
"It wasn't him. I already yelled at him." She replied her eyes filling up a little as she sat down.
"Oh..oh honey" Molly sat down, patting her shoulder. "And I thought Ollie was cheating on you"
"I don't want to be a girl anymore." he replied wrapping his arms around her, "I can't stop crying."
Molly hugged her tightly, rocking her. "Oh, I know, Percy, it's hard. But it'll be okay, we'll fix this."
"....Riiight" said Ollie. "Thanks for the vot of confidence, there"
She sniffed softly "I didn't know what to do." she cried. Molly sighed looking at her son in law as if to say why is my daughter crying when you should be looking after her. She looked down at Percy wiping the tears from her face looking at the suit. "Well this is lovely, you always had such a nice figure." She murmured trying to make her smile. Percy sniffed and nodded. "Oliver helped me pick out a few things." She replied before pointing at the bags MRs Weasley moving to look through them, Oliver's special gift on the top.
Ollie winced, waiting for the floor to swallow him up. Just now would be good, really.
Mrs Weasley pulled out the lacy barely there knickers. "Did he indeed?" She replied glaring at the scot as Percy's eyes widened and he blushed snatching them and putting them behind his back. "I picked those, I was just curious." he murmured defending Ollie.
Ollie groaned, wincing. "Sorry, Mrs. Weasley"
Mrs Weasley looked at her new daughter with a disbelieving look and looked at Ollie with a frown. "Hmmm alright..." she replied before a thought struck her and she smiled a little patting Percy's stomach, you never know this might stick and there could be grandchildren in the future." She decided as Percy stared at her aghast.
Ollie paled, considerably. "Um.....I really don't think so...no.....no"
Mrs Weasley smiled at him with a few too many teeth. "Anyway there are reporters trying to firecall me and saying awful things about Percy so you had better fix that." she told him off.
Ollie winced. "Um, how? Without telling them, you know, that he’s a woman now?"
She frowned, "You had better find a way." She huffed giving Percy a final cuddle before walking to the fireplace.
Ollie smiled nervously, waving at her. "Bye Mrs. Weasley"
She gave him a frown seeming to blame the besieged Scot before smiling at her daughter and disappearing in a burst of green flame.
Ollie let out a breath. "Well, now I'm hated"
Percy wiped his face before patting the seat next to him on the sofa.
Ollie sat down with a sigh. "Sorry, Love"
He sighed taking a chocolate and unwrapping a chocolate offering him a piece, "I’m sorry."
"What for, you haven't done anything" said Ollie taking it greatfully
He smiled a little, "She seemed a bit angrier than I thought she would be."
"She was a lot angrier, I thought she was going to kill me"
He smiled softly kissing his cheek. "I don't know why, it's not your fault."
"Because she thought I was cheating on you," he chuckled
He smiled a little, "At least you're forewarned now about what will happen if you ever do."
Ollie looked at him. "I wouldn't"
"I know." he replied softly taking his hand. "What if..." his long fingers intertwined with Ollie's "Even if I can't turn back"
Ollie smiled, kissing his forehead. "I've already told you I love you no matter what, I thought I proved that to you when you lost your memory"
He smiled softly and nodded resting her forehead against his pale fingers entwining with rough tanned ones he smiled idly wondering which summer paradise they had them training in. "You did, I don't know what I would do if you weren't here."
Ollie smiled, holding him close. "You don't have to know, it's never going to happen, I promise"
She smiled softly kissing the palm of his hand. "You're too good ot me." he teased
Ollie chuckled, nuzzling her softly. "Nah, I can always improve"
She laughed finally, "Liar." she whispered breathing him in and tightening her arms around him.
Ollie smiled, kissing her softly. "Am not"
"Are too." he whispered with a fond smile
"Not not not"
"Too Too Too." he whispered smiling nuzzling his neck. "Come on you'd better talk to your coach before he fires you.
Ollie smiled, nuzzling her softly. "Just be a minute," he said, going to make a firecall
She nodded before sighing softly and carrying her bags to the bedroom.
Ollie arrived a little bit later smiling a little. "It sorted, he says it's weird, but it's ok"
"He accepted me turning into a girl just like that?"
"Sort of, he seems to think it's som sort of illness" Ollie shrugged
Percy blinked "Right...I thought he was odd before..." he replied shaking his head
"Well, he's a very strange man," Ollie laughed
He nodded standing up and peering out of the window. "Oh dear."
"What?" Ollie frowned, following him
"They're all over the steps and on the street...the neighbours are going to hate us."
"We could always tell the truth," offered Ollie
"no!" he exclaimed "They'll look at me like I'm a freak."
Ollie shrugged. "Rather that than have them hate us"
He frowned softly, "I suppose."
Ollie smiled, shrugging. "Will kill any rumors, too"
""We are not telling any one more than the neighbours
"Okay" he murmured softly
He frowned softly, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just..." Ollie sighed. "I don't like people thinking I don't love you, Perce...that you're not enough”
He frowned softly and sighed, "I know I'm enough." he murmured
"Yeah, but they think I'd....that I am..." Ollie sighed, looking down.
"That you're what?" he asked softly
"That I'm seeing some woman"
"They'll think you're a playboy." he offered.
"I don't want to be a playboy," said Ollie miserably, turning from the window and heading upstairs
"Ollie..." he called before sighing and staring at the flames for a few minutes before following
Ollie sat on the bed with a thump, putting his head in his hands.
He knelt in front of him, "Ollie...Ollie look at me."
Ollie let out a long breath, before turning his head up, looking at him quietly.
"Ollie, if you want me to tell them I will, I wouldn't want them to think less of you."
Ollie closed his eyes for a moment. "I worked so hard to try and prove to them I wasn't that bloke anymore, Love" he said. "But they've been waiting for something like this, some 'proof' that I'm always going to be some sort of playboy who can't settle down."
He sighed softly, reaching up and threading his fingers through Ollie's hair. "Well we'll prove them wrong."
Ollie leaned into his touch with a sigh. "I just don't want to be that guy, Perce"
"You're not, you know I don't think you are."
"They do," he murmured.
"I'll fix it." he whispered
Ollie sighed, nodding tiredly, looking down
"I will." He whispered softly leaning up and kissing him gently before walking downstairs
Ollie sighed, flopping back on the bed a moment, covering his face with his arm
The door opened outside and flashes of light flashed through the window as there was a soft murmuring outside.
Ollie sat up a little, listening worriedly
There was amore flashes of light and the murmuring turned into a mass of shouting questions as the door closed and Percy closed the door his head falling against the door.
. Ollie frowned, padding downstairs, looking at him..er..her. "....Love?"
She smiled, "They don't think you're a jerk anymore." he replied his eyes worried.
Ollie walked over, wrapping his arms around her, hugging her close. "Thank you, Perce"
She nodded softly holding on to him tightly, "They all now I'm a girl now." he murmured with a frown.
"It'll be okay," Ollie offered her a smile. "I promise"
She frowned uncertain "You'd better be right." She murmured rubbing her ankle a little, an affectation left over from when it had been broken
"I always am," he offered her a smile.
She nodded wringing her hands together stepping away, "I need a drink." She whispered.
"Alright, I can do that" he smiled. "What'll it be?"
"Do we have any brandy?"
Ollie blinked in surprise. "Um...yeah...that bad?"
She nodded watching him staring at him helplessly, "My career is absolutely over." She whispered sitting down with a bump
"No it's not, Love," Ollie sat next to her. "I bet the ministry have codes for things like this, to help you through it"
"What for turning into a girl? Ollie I am one of the most well known members of the ministry on the planet and why? Because of the messes I keep getting into."
Ollie chuckled, shrugging. "They haven't fired you yet"
He sighed softly, "I'm going to be a laughing stock." he murmured with a sigh
"So?" he laughed softly
"So? No one will take me seriously,"
"Yes they will," said Ollie gently.
"How? There are bookies that run odds on what I'll manage next."
"Exactly," said Ollie. "You are never going to lose your job, you give the ministry a public face, which, lets face it, after all that mess with Harry, it really needs"
"What a public face of ridicule? I need to be respected" he grumbled falling back in his chair holding his hand out for a drink.
Ollie smiled, pouring him one and handing it. "But you make people smile"
"That's not a politicians job love." he replied taking it.
"No," agreed Ollie. "But it's still an important thing"
He looked at him, "Would you vote for me?" he looked at him pointedly before drinking it down.
"In a heartbeat," whispered Ollie. "Because you have that human touch none of the others have"
"You were probably the wrong person to ask." he replied amused watching him
"What?" said Ollie. "I'm telling the truth from a non biased opinion"
"How is that possibly non biased?" he asked amused
"Because I said so," said Ollie smugly
He rolled his eyes, "Well maybe I should get an opinion of someone I'm not sleeping with."
"Alright, but they'll tell you the same thing," smirked Ollie
He smiled fondly kicking his heels off and crossing his ankles. "If you say so." he replied indulging him
"I do," beamed Ollie
He glanced up at him holding his hand out for him. "You're just happy you get a girl to play with."
Ollie squeezed his hand. "Hmmmm is that an offer?"
He stared at him, "dear lord..." he replied shaking his head pulling him to sit beside him. "It was a joke on your mind, Even away from Sirius. You're one minded.
"Joke on my mind?" asked Ollie confused
He smiled and kissed him gently, "It doesn't matter. Just sit there and look pretty." he teased
"Yes, Love" Ollie grinned, fluttering his eyelashes
He chuckled, nuzzling him with a sigh, "I'm so small now and unmanly."
"It'll pass," he teased, returning the nuzzle
"I hope so." He replied, "I'm not staying like this. I miss...things."
"Things?" Ollie asked, arching an eyebrow, amused
He blinked "YOu know," he replied waving his hand
"Do I?" he smirked
He blushed looking at him, "Oh fine I miss having a penis." he replied clinically. "You would too if you were in my place."
Ollie laughed. "Probably" he admitted. "I do like my penis"
"Yes well I was attached to mine."
"I would have thought yours was attached to YOU" he teased
He flushed, "Yes well its not now...Merlin knows where it is."
"Maybe there's a penis heaven" contemplated Ollie.
"My penis is not dead!"
Ollie chuckled. "No, it's moved to another spiritual plane"
"Oi! I'm getting it back."
"One day, it'll return, like that movie with the dog"
"Which dog?" he asked a little off track
"The one that comes home," said Ollie, waving his hand
"Lassie?"
"Yes, that's the one," he grinned
"When did you watch Lassie?" he asked with a laugh
"Ummm a few months ago, I think," Ollie chuckled
"With who my dad?"
"....Maybe"
He rolled his eyes, "Please don't turn into him."
"I promise," laughed Ollie
"You'd better, I don't want to be finding you obsessing over a rubber duck. "
"Rubber duck?" asked Ollie, confused
"No..." he replied firmly
"What?" he laughed
"I'm not introducing you to rubber ducks."
"Whatever you say" he laughed
He smiled shaking his head leaning in and kissing him.
Ollie grinned, returning the gentle kiss
She smiled breaking it gently, "Alright maybe one."
Ollie laughed, nuzzling him. "One rubber ducky?"
"One, just one." he whispered.
"One is good," he smiled
He smiled resting his head against Ollie's. "A non magical one."
"Of course," he whispered
He smiled sadly, "I will turn back won't I?"
"Yeah, Love, of course," he whispered
He nodded, "I don't want to stay like this."
"You won't," he promised
He nodded leaning into him wrapping Ollie's arm around him.
Ollie smiled, nuzzling his jaw fondly
He smiled arching his jaw. "Thank You." he whispered softly.
"What for?" he smiled
"For being you and looking after me."
"Well, you don't have to thank me for that" grinned Ollie
"I want to, to show I don't take you for granted."
"I know you don't you daft arse," he laughed
He smiled softly, "Still, can't hurt with a little reassurance.
"Oh?" Ollie smiled. "And what did you have in mind?"
"Me thanking you, why did you want more?" he asked with a smile
"No?" he laughed
"You're not sure?" He asked giving him an eskimo kiss with a smile.
Ollie ducked his head. "No? Maybe? Yes?"
He chuckled his fingers brushing Ollie's cheek and soft lips kissed it softly
Ollie sighed, moving to kiss him slowly.
She smiled warmly into it "You do confuse yourself sometimes."
"I do, can’t help it"
She chuckled, "I'm sorry if it doesn't have a ball it doesn't make sense to you."
Ollie snorted. "Oh there's about a billion ways you could have phrased that better"
He blinked before hitting him with a blush.
Ollie laughed, ducking away
"You're a bastard sometimes."
"Thank you, it's a gift," he beamed
He rolled his eyes leaning his head on Ollie's shoulder and tucking his feet under him.
Ollie chuckled, ruffling his hair. "Love you"
"Oh no." he complained trying to tame his tangled curls
"What?" he laughed, ruffling it again
"Don't this takes forever to sort out." he complained
"I think it looks great," he murmured happily
He blushed, "It looks a mess."
"It looks fine," he whispered
She smiled ducking her head, hair falling in front of her face.
Ollie smiled, leaning in to kiss her.
Her blush deepened as she lifted her head up gently.
"You're gorgeous no matter what," he murmured against her lips
She smiled parting them, "You know when you say it, I can almost believe it."
"That's because I'm telling the truth," he murmured
He smiled softly kissing him. "You are too good for me."
"No, I'm sure I'm not good enough" he murmured
"How Ollie? You're amazing and have a knack for staying one gender
Ollie laughed. "Shhh, you'll jinx it"
He laughed a little smiling as he nuzzled and wrapped his arms around him.
Ollie laughed, pulling her close. "Do love you, though"
She smiled breathing him in. ""I love you too." she whispered.
Ollie grinned, holding her close. "And you really do make a sexy woman"
She blushed laughing a little dropping her head "Thank You."
"You are most welcome, sexy-lady-Perce"
"That had better not be my new name." he teased
"I promise it's not," Ollie laughed
She smiled softly, "and you can't call me foxy either."
"I don't know, it has a bit of a ring to it," he laughed
"You really think I am?" he asked with a smile.
"Completely and utterly," he whispered
She smiled pleased, "Thank you, I'd hate to think you found me unattractive."
"Never," whispered Ollie
She smiled pleased ducking her head
Ollie grinned. "Told you, I think you're gorgeous whatever you look like"
"I know but its nice to hear.
Ollie grinned, leaning in to kiss him.
She smiled leaning up to kiss him, her hands coming up to cup his cheeks.
Ollie murmured softly against her lips, deepening the kiss gently.
She smiled parting her lips and pulling him closer for the first time the worries falling from her shoulders
He moaned a little, moving in close as he kissed her deeply
She blushed as he moved in closer her hands coming up around him.
Ollie chuckled, shivering. "Perce...Love"
"Mmmm?" She garbled into the kiss
Ollie groaned again. "....Love, if you don't want to test drive this body of yours you're going the wrong way about it"
She sighed softly, "Hmmm?" she whispered
Ollie chuckled throatily. "You still have that effect on me, you know"
She pulled away looking at him in confusion before blushing. "Oh..."
"Yeah, oh" he laughed
She blushed looking down at him with a slight smile, "I can still do that?"
"I told you, gorgeous," Ollie laughed. "Body still reacts, you're still Perce"
She smiled running her fingers on his knee.
Ollie chuckled. "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
He smiled, "Am I not allowed to?" She asked with a pleased grin
"Yes, yes you are," he laughed
She smiled, "Come on its not every person who finds they can cause their husbands to react when their either gender.
"No, no it's not," he laughed. "But you do"
He smiled, "So I can enjoy my victory a little while. and you're the nearest thing I have to being normal.
"Thank you," Ollie laughed. "I think"
He grinned softly curling in close nuzzling his neck. "It means I need you around."
"Well, that's good," he chuckled. "Still....could use a cold shower...or something, pet.....getting a little painful"
She looked down and blushed, "Oh true." she murmured thoughtfully before nuzzling his neck
Ollie groaned, arching his neck for her. "Peeeerce"
"Hmmm?" he asked with a smile before kissing his cheek and taking pity on him, "Alright" She replied pulling away. "I can take care of it if you want."
Ollie smiled hopefully. "In a fun way?"
She sighed, "If you like." She chuckled "Unless you'd rather I use a spell?"
"No...no no fun is good," he smiled. "I like fun"
He smiled and pulled him close, "you're lucky I love you, you fall into those traps far too easily." She replied playing with his belt.
Ollie squeaked, then laughed. "Traps?”
"WEll I could've easily just spelled you and sent you on your way." She teased pulling his jeans down a little.
Ollie chuckled low, rising his hips. "Well...yeah"
She smiled pulling down his tartan boxers and letting him spring out, "No wonder you were in pain." She murmured with a smile
Ollie chuckled, low and throaty, "Your fault"
She smiled long fingers running along the shaft as she leaned up and kissed him, "Oh I know."
Ollie moaned softly into the kiss, his hips rising. "Temptress"
He flushed softly, "Never been called that before." She teased softly kissing him deeply
Ollie returned the deep kiss with a grin. "Should hope not"
She chuckled her hand clasping around him firmly
"Peeerce," he moaned, his hips rising.
She smiled moving her kisses down to his neck as she began to stroke
Ollie tilted his head back for her, groaning in appreciation
She smiled his hand moving off him and pulling off his t shirt before kissing over his skin
Ollie whimpered arching up. "You stopped with the stopping"
She laughed, "It's coming back don't worry." She whispered moving her hand down and kissing him as she took him in hand again
Ollie groaned with a sly smirk. "Good didn't want the stopping"
She smiled softly before moving her head down and taking him into her mouth.
"Oh!" he gasped, arching his hips closing his eyes in bliss
She smiled as much as it allowed before bobbing her head gently.
Ollie groaned and whimpered encouragement, his eyes closed as his thighs trembled
She smiled running her hands over his thighs and cupping his sacs gently as she took him in deep.
Ollie moaned, chewing his lip as he arched up, panting a little
She smiled moving his leg and her hand slid between his cheeks.
Ollie shivered again, chuckling a little, pressing down on her fingers
She smiled pushing in and feeling for his prostate as she sucked.
Ollie cried out as she brushed against it, his thighs trembling again as he neared the edge
She smiled humming gently around him.
Ollie whimpered once, before arching his back, crying out as he released into her mouth
She drank him down coughing slightly before she sat up, and adjusted her glasses in a typically Percy manner
Ollie laughed a little through his blissful haze. "Still you, always still you"
She smiled softly, "Really? She asked leaning against him.
"Really," he whispered with a fond smile
She smiled leaning in and taking a kiss, "So I'm not utterly unrecognisable?"
"Never in a million years," he smiled happily
She smiled wrapping her arms around his torso.
"Love you," he whispered softly, kissing her forehead
She smiled softly, "I love you too."
Ollie nuzzled her softly. "Gorgeous"
She blushed and smiled leaning in, "You know it's strange women's clothes...they feel sort of liberating...except bras...bras should be burned"
Ollie laughed. "Death to the bras, huh?"
She nodded, "They’re not nice at all" She muttered. "I don't know how Ginny copes with them. I don't think I'm going to wear them anymore
"Hippie" he teased
"You try it then."
"I don't have the breasts to wear the bra" pointed out Ollie
"Would you rather switch places?"
Ollie laughed. "You don't think I'd make a fine woman?"
He smiled, "No I think you'd just want to play with yourself the whole time."
Ollie grinned. "Quite likely, yes"
She rolled his eyes. "Honestly." he whispered before getting up and rubbing her feet. "Hmmmm I'm going to change into my pyjamas. I might get a little relief from this contraption then
"Alright Love," Ollie smiled softly
She smiled leaning in and taking a kiss before disappearing off upstairs.