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Apr 22, 2006 11:13

Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by
now!

Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin'
like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

I'm tired " - I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.

Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.

Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.

May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with
you.

Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle
you.

What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted
pshychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

Thats all...Bye
--RanDa--
<3 ya josh!!
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