Apr 22, 2006 11:13
Girl's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by
now!
Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin'
like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
I'm tired " - I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.
Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.
Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex
with you.
May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with
you.
Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle
you.
What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted
pshychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!
Thats all...Bye
--RanDa--
<3 ya josh!!