First and foremost: Kel, I haven't said it until now, and that's my own fault, but I'm sorry we haven't talked since I moved out. You may be my kid sister's friend, but you're mine as well. I'm sorry.
Now, to the kids that feel the need to buck up on your live journal, I've got very little to say, so i'll make my points and be done with it.
1) Max: I swear if you so much as breath at my sister ever again, I'll rip off your nuts and feed them to my cat. I ought to do it just for the way you spoke to and about Kelli. One of these days when you get a little hair on your nuts you'll learn there is a right and a wrong way to treat people. Hell, maybe you'll at least learn to have a little respect for a lady. Come up the coast a few States and I'll show you how it works with us "rednecks." You'd just better hope I'm the only one you have to deal with. I may be a mean old dog, but I'm smart enough to let you limp away. My sister's friends... God help them, but I'm not sure they're as smart.
Oh, and another thing, about your comment about God helping Kelli's roomate. I've got news for you, kid: He's not big on having his power insulted. Read your Bible, and think again before you do something stupid and receive a good smiting. I'll pray for you in the mean time.
Finally, I suggest you get a few more years of school under your belt. In fact, go to summer school. Learn some English. Take a grammar class, and go buy a dictionary. Learn the difference between your homophones (too, to, two, your, you're, etc). Nothing makes you look like a bigger idiot that trying to chew somebody out and doing it with the writing skills of an 8 year old.
Now that you've adequately insulted my sister, my friend, my country, my God, and my language, I would like for you to
Now, to the kids that feel the need to buck up on your live journal, I've got very little to say, so i'll make my points and be done with it.
1) Max: I swear if you so much as breath at my sister ever again, I'll rip off your nuts and feed them to my cat. I ought to do it just for the way you spoke to and about Kelli. One of these days when you get a little hair on your nuts you'll learn there is a right and a wrong way to treat people. Hell, maybe you'll at least learn to have a little respect for a lady. Come up the coast a few States and I'll show you how it works with us "rednecks." You'd just better hope I'm the only one you have to deal with. I may be a mean old dog, but I'm smart enough to let you limp away. My sister's friends... God help them, but I'm not sure they're as smart.
Oh, and another thing, about your comment about God helping Kelli's roomate. I've got news for you, kid: He's not big on having his power insulted. Read your Bible, and think again before you do something stupid and receive a good smiting. I'll pray for you in the mean time.
Finally, I suggest you get a few more years of school under your belt. In fact, go to summer school. Learn some English. Take a grammar class, and go buy a dictionary. Learn the difference between your homophones (too, to, two, your, you're, etc). Nothing makes you look like a bigger idiot that trying to chew somebody out and doing it with the writing skills of an 8 year old.
Now that you've adequately insulted my sister, my friend, my country, my God, and my language, I would like for you to
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