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So today i went to my first detention....it was scary! i never imagined it so scary i thought maybe we all just sit around and talk about our feelings and ways to become better people...boy was i wrong!
At first i was excited, ive been given sat. schools and detentions but i've always been able to get out of them.
So i walk in and everybody stared at me. It didnt help that i was late and wearing all american eagle and i had a big smile on my face cause i had just thought of something funny.
Have you ever felt like that? Like you walk into the room and your the only normal person?
I was given a seat in front of this kid, who just might be the spawn of satan. (santa and satan are kinda spelled the same..coincedence?i think not)
The teacher talked in German and had a tommy gun with her. Luckily i took half a semester in german freshman year,before failing and then taking home ec., so i understood her.
She told us all the rules which was everything from not being able to breath to making any kind of movement.
In the middle of my sentence the teacher stepped outside to talk to another gunmen, then satan behind me pulled out his knife!!! He said if i didn't give him bubble gum he'd cut my ear off!! Of course i didnt have any bubble gum and he did it, he actually cut me ear off!
So now im sitting there, blood everywhere, im crying, and the teacher walks back in........and she just lost it, she started firing her gun into the ceiling and yelling big german words at this kid who was now starting to look like a scared santa helper.........
then during all of the commotion about my ear and satan, a kid in the front row tried to make a run for the door, the teacher turned around and pulled out her boomerang and hit the kid directly in the back of the head...it truly was a very nice throw.
She cast her web(like in spiderman) around satan so he couldnt move and went and apprehended the runaway.
The teacher handed my a tissue to clean myself up and i sat there the rest of the time on complete watch for any sudden movements...
I learned a lot about human nature in detention today, of course i never want to go back there again! But it was truly an experience.
I guess everything happens for a reason also. It's so funny cause 7th period i was admiring van gogh and by 330 i had no ear...just like him!
Jack Pot
At first i was excited, ive been given sat. schools and detentions but i've always been able to get out of them.
So i walk in and everybody stared at me. It didnt help that i was late and wearing all american eagle and i had a big smile on my face cause i had just thought of something funny.
Have you ever felt like that? Like you walk into the room and your the only normal person?
I was given a seat in front of this kid, who just might be the spawn of satan. (santa and satan are kinda spelled the same..coincedence?i think not)
The teacher talked in German and had a tommy gun with her. Luckily i took half a semester in german freshman year,before failing and then taking home ec., so i understood her.
She told us all the rules which was everything from not being able to breath to making any kind of movement.
In the middle of my sentence the teacher stepped outside to talk to another gunmen, then satan behind me pulled out his knife!!! He said if i didn't give him bubble gum he'd cut my ear off!! Of course i didnt have any bubble gum and he did it, he actually cut me ear off!
So now im sitting there, blood everywhere, im crying, and the teacher walks back in........and she just lost it, she started firing her gun into the ceiling and yelling big german words at this kid who was now starting to look like a scared santa helper.........
then during all of the commotion about my ear and satan, a kid in the front row tried to make a run for the door, the teacher turned around and pulled out her boomerang and hit the kid directly in the back of the head...it truly was a very nice throw.
She cast her web(like in spiderman) around satan so he couldnt move and went and apprehended the runaway.
The teacher handed my a tissue to clean myself up and i sat there the rest of the time on complete watch for any sudden movements...
I learned a lot about human nature in detention today, of course i never want to go back there again! But it was truly an experience.
I guess everything happens for a reason also. It's so funny cause 7th period i was admiring van gogh and by 330 i had no ear...just like him!
Jack Pot