Owl to Harry Potter

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To The Boy Who Lived,

Hello. This is Millicent Bulstrode.

I have decided to let you in on the secret to saving the world:

Tell your little enemy that you were utterly beaten by Hufflepuff in Quidditch.

He'll be laughing so hard that you will be able to take him out right away.

You may thank me at any time.

The Girl Who Saved The World,
Millicent Bulstrode