Not bloody likely
I Will Die of Natural Causes.
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack.. Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!
Since Jarett never told us where he found his, I found this one. "Attacked by meerkats" wasn't an option, so I guess the old gypsy lady was wrong.