Take that, Officer Tenpenny!
I have finally beaten GTA: San Andreas. Some of you may already have done this, and many more of you may not care, but I've been at it for awhile, stymied by the flow of time and by the malice of my PS2, so I'm quite pleased. Also, as a newcomer to the world of home video games, I lack the experience that many of my younger friends enjoy. But hey, the same basic techniques we used on Asteroids work just fine today. It really is a stunning game, and you all should play it. Well, not mine; you must get your own.