I married this man . . . yes, I did.
explodingcat just wandered in here, brushing his teeth.
He start pulling at his pants as he turns out and he speaks around his toothbrush: "I got a hole in my pants . . . down here."
"Wow, honey. You've worn through your pajamas." I wasn't terribly impressed. "I can't get to my sewing machine right now. Sorry."
He turns back around. "I think something crawled up my butt in Colorado."
. . .
Needless to say, I had to work very hard to not pee my pants.
He start pulling at his pants as he turns out and he speaks around his toothbrush: "I got a hole in my pants . . . down here."
"Wow, honey. You've worn through your pajamas." I wasn't terribly impressed. "I can't get to my sewing machine right now. Sorry."
He turns back around. "I think something crawled up my butt in Colorado."
. . .
Needless to say, I had to work very hard to not pee my pants.