Ikea can cater your party
Christian and I just went to a party at Jenny the Swedish Secretary's apartment. It was tiny. Only big enough for one person, which she is. But she invited all these people!!! We had fun talking in English and French and Spanish and Polish. It's funny when someone decides he wants to be like Borat and say "I want to tear your panties off with my teeth" but through intentionally bad translations he ends up with a Polish phrase meaning "I want to lick your cock from base to tip." You certainly end up with some funny Swedish phrases too and did you know that Swedes only eat food from IKEA? Of course, I'm only basing this on salmon mustard, but wouldn't gravlaxsÅs be enough to convince you?