Christian and I were in a bookstore the other day. Now, I don't normally buy comic books, but the cover of this comic book screamed out at me:
Today I wore a new sweater I bought in Spain. The company is called New Men and the tag informs you that:THISIS ITEMIS BRAINCHILD OF STYLE RESEARCH.
THE INNOVATIVE DESIGN CONFEARAT NEW MEN JEANS'S CLOTHESA PARTICULAR VIBRATION
BE GRATEFUL FROMALL FASHION VICTIM.
I'm not sure if the Italian is any better:
QUESTO CAPOE FRUTTO DIUN ACCURATA RICERCA DI STILE. IL DESIGN INNOVATIVO FANNO SI CHE OGNI CAPO SIA UNICO NEL SUO GENERE E DESIDERATO DAI PIU ATTENTI"CONSUMATORI DI MODA"