Choosing a film à la français

[krasnoludek]

Jean-Louis came over after dinner to watch a movie and I'm trying to describe the choices in French:

P: C'est le film avec Kate Winslet.
J-L: Ah, ouaïs! Je connais Kate Winless.
P: Kate Winslet.
J-L: Kate Witless.
P: Kate Winslet.
J-L: Kate Witlet? Comment tu le dis? Wizzlé?

I love French people.