Don't Vote 3rd Party, Vote No Party.. Vote Reign 2020
I'm sure you saw those ads I put in my LiveJournal yesterday, and I'm sure you're probably wondering what's going on with those. Well, It's official now, I'm running for presidential office 2020. Why 2020? You may ask.. well, two reasons. I'm 23, and unfortunately you can't be president until your 35. The other reason.. I'm just not ready. I have to get my policies in order, get my name out there, start slinging mud at my potential competition, go through rehab and become "Born-Again" Third, and I know this is strange because I just said I only have two reasons, the world is not ready for me. Give it twelve years. Then you will all be ready.
But here's a rundown of some of the changes I would make.
Anyone should be able to be president. I don't care if Bush runs again, I don't care if Clinton runs again... Age shouldn't matter either. If the top-student in Mrs. Thompson's 3rd-grade class wants to run for president.. fuck it, let him. If Osama bin Laden ran for president, with the reincarnation of Hitler as his V.P. and America was stupid enough to vote for him.. I'd allow it.
Smoking and Drinking would be banned from public buildings. I know, that sucks, but if you smoke, drink, snort, inject, huff, any substance, chemical, drug, in the privacy of your own house.. It's legal.
Gays can't get married. Don't get me wrong.. I'm not against gays getting married. I'm against anyone getting married. Look at the facts, 80% of all marriages fail, and the other 20% are depressed. If love does it exist (It probably doesnt) then it can exist with or without marriage getting involved.
Thanksgiving... no longer a national holiday, I fucking hate Thanksgiving.
Remember kids, America loses unless Reign wins 2020.