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Oct 20, 2006 10:13

I was going to dress-up as SpongeBob.  That was my first plan.  SpongeBob costume, huge white gloves, and paint my head yellow.  I still like the idea, but come on, Halloween happens once a year... you can't waste it on dressing up as SpongeBob.  Although, with that said, I wasted two years dressed as a cow with wings, so maybe SpongeBob would've been more appropriate then I imagined.  Anyways.. I'm not dressing as Spongebob.

I am, however, wearing a lot of yellow.  I'm not going to tell you what I'm going as.. but I will tell you what I'm not going as.  I'm not dressing up as a banana, a twinkie, or any other type of food.  I'm not going as a baseball player.. although I do look a bit like Bonderman.  Not really going as any famous bald person.  Although the thought does cross my mind every year.  Either Mr. Clean, or if I'm feeling really nerdy John Luc Picard.  I just now thought of Golum... which actually would've been pretty cool.. in that "I'm-a-Lord-of-the-Rings-geek" sort of way.  But it's too late to be golum.  I already bought my costume... and it has a lot of yellow.

I should mention that halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  I like candy, I like finding new-creative ways to give out candy (I always want to do a quiz-thing.  Ask them a question about their costume and if they answer correct they get better candy) I like people dressing up in costumes and not really caring how stupid they look.  I like that almost every woman uses halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut.  Theirs a lot of things about Halloween I like.  I imagine the only people who don't like halloween are fucking lame-o's.  If more people read my livejournal, I might've went as my userpic.  Since I look so awesome in my userpic.  All I would need is to grow-out the "hulk hogan," get a crazy look in my eyes (I usually have one anyways,) and wear a black shirt.  Then I would talk like a redneck all day.  Which isn't really fair to my userpic since obviously I have never heard him speak.  But fuck... he used to have a mullet. He probably talks like a redneck.
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