HAI GUISE
DID U KNOW IT IS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY?
WELL IT IS! SO YOU BETTER CELEBRATE!
YOU CAN BE LOOKING HERE TOO
YAAAAAAAY!
EDUCATE YOURSELF! INFORMATIONS FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA FOLLOWS:
tHE cAPS lOCK, ALSO KNOWN AS "RETARD LOCK", WAS INVENTED BY aRTHUR jAMES cAPPINGTON IN 1924 TO PROTECT THE HIDDEN TREASURE OF THE dREAD pIRATE rOBERTS. iNGENIOUS IN ITS DESIGN, tHE cAPS lOCK BOGGLES THE MIND SUFFICENTLY FOR A POTENTIAL ROBBER TO BECOME INCREDIBLY CONFUSED, AND EVENTUALLY GIVE UP ENTIRELY. tO DEMONSTRATE THE POWER OF TEH cAPS lOCK:
oMG ROFT DID U KNOW THAT i HID THE TREASURE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR OF THE mALL OF aMERICA BECAUSE i NU THAT NOBODY WOULD LOOK THERE WTF YOU GUYS THEIR’S A FCKING SHARK TANK WTF A GODAMN SHARK TANK?
iN ORDER TO DECIDE cAPPINGTON'S iNVENTION, rOBERTS’ CREW AND WOULD-BE MUTINIERS WOULD HAVE HAS TO BE ABLE TO SLUDGE THROUGH INCOMPREHENSIBLE TEXT, IF THEY MANGED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHORT PARAGRAPH'S PAINFUL gRAMMAR, sYNTAX AND sPELING. tHE FAMOUS PIRATE DECLARED cAPPINGTON A GENUIS, AND PROMPTLY KILLED HIM SO THAT ONLY ONE MAN WOULD HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO DECIPHER THE cAPS lOCK.
iN MODERN TIMES, THIS TERM HAS COME TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH lIVEJOURNAL JARGON, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THE NEWSCASTERS OF THE ORGANIZATION WISH THEIR FINDS TO REMAIN A SECRET.
WELL IT IS! SO YOU BETTER CELEBRATE!
YOU CAN BE LOOKING HERE TOO
YAAAAAAAY!
EDUCATE YOURSELF! INFORMATIONS FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA FOLLOWS:
tHE cAPS lOCK, ALSO KNOWN AS "RETARD LOCK", WAS INVENTED BY aRTHUR jAMES cAPPINGTON IN 1924 TO PROTECT THE HIDDEN TREASURE OF THE dREAD pIRATE rOBERTS. iNGENIOUS IN ITS DESIGN, tHE cAPS lOCK BOGGLES THE MIND SUFFICENTLY FOR A POTENTIAL ROBBER TO BECOME INCREDIBLY CONFUSED, AND EVENTUALLY GIVE UP ENTIRELY. tO DEMONSTRATE THE POWER OF TEH cAPS lOCK:
oMG ROFT DID U KNOW THAT i HID THE TREASURE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR OF THE mALL OF aMERICA BECAUSE i NU THAT NOBODY WOULD LOOK THERE WTF YOU GUYS THEIR’S A FCKING SHARK TANK WTF A GODAMN SHARK TANK?
iN ORDER TO DECIDE cAPPINGTON'S iNVENTION, rOBERTS’ CREW AND WOULD-BE MUTINIERS WOULD HAVE HAS TO BE ABLE TO SLUDGE THROUGH INCOMPREHENSIBLE TEXT, IF THEY MANGED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHORT PARAGRAPH'S PAINFUL gRAMMAR, sYNTAX AND sPELING. tHE FAMOUS PIRATE DECLARED cAPPINGTON A GENUIS, AND PROMPTLY KILLED HIM SO THAT ONLY ONE MAN WOULD HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO DECIPHER THE cAPS lOCK.
iN MODERN TIMES, THIS TERM HAS COME TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH lIVEJOURNAL JARGON, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THE NEWSCASTERS OF THE ORGANIZATION WISH THEIR FINDS TO REMAIN A SECRET.