So I have cat sitting at my feet right now. Rubbing, pawing at my feet like they were catnip or something. I don't know what it is about freshly showered feet, but it is like cat crack (the white type, not the other type, I see too much of the other type in my personal opinion). Of course after he starts anything I try to do is seen as playing with him. If I try to move him it is playing attack the cat and he claws back. That one is fun. If I try to leave, he decides that he needs to hang on to my feet so that they won't leave the party. In the end all I can do is try to distract him with my hands and then get up and leave real quick.
In honor of this (daily) event I am posting some of my doctored images of the addict cat. They took a lot of work to get right but I think you will appreciate them (read: I was playing around with Paint.Net with an image of the cat and this the crap that I came up with). Enjoy.
Censored Rascal
Smokey Rascal
Modern Art Rascal
Infinite Rascal
Oil Painted Rascal
Pencil Sketch Rascal
Salvador Dali Rascal