I'm from RedDwarf and my name is Lister
-If my name was brian I think I'd have people refer to me as brain.
-sometimes you should use the wrong word on purpose just to see if anyone catches you, plus if you ever really do fuck up on a word you can just use that as an excuse.
-Parakeets kind of suck, Makaws are where it's at.
-When I was younger I had a completely different vision for what Firemen looked like, and it wasn't that I simply thought they were people who had spontaniously combusted, i had been scarred by a bachlorette party that I simply was not meant to walk in on.
-Sometimes its ok to judge a book by its cover.
-A lot of Urban music is underated, but a lot more of it overrated
-If I save a penny a day for a year I'll have three dollars and sixty fixe cents...Fuck That!
-I think Handicap parking is a good idea, and by that I mean they should park their asses at home and stop wasting spaces...no I'm kidding, euthenize them.
-Esperanto is the language of the soul, not music, Shatner had it right.
-What ever happened to napkins?
-I always liked the idea of a heart attack being a giant cardiac muscle with a knife chasing someone; and Gaybashing being a bunch of feminine guys beating the shit out of everyone.
-if your kid drinks poison more than once, dont call 911, take a swig yourself and save both of you some time.
-I would like a band that does covers of a covers, and when I say like I mean like to kill them, after a wonderful performance that is...alright to be honest I just like killing.
-killing time apparantly, that's all for now.
REAL LIFE NEWS: I gots me a new job at Blockbuster! So that should be rocking.
-sometimes you should use the wrong word on purpose just to see if anyone catches you, plus if you ever really do fuck up on a word you can just use that as an excuse.
-Parakeets kind of suck, Makaws are where it's at.
-When I was younger I had a completely different vision for what Firemen looked like, and it wasn't that I simply thought they were people who had spontaniously combusted, i had been scarred by a bachlorette party that I simply was not meant to walk in on.
-Sometimes its ok to judge a book by its cover.
-A lot of Urban music is underated, but a lot more of it overrated
-If I save a penny a day for a year I'll have three dollars and sixty fixe cents...Fuck That!
-I think Handicap parking is a good idea, and by that I mean they should park their asses at home and stop wasting spaces...no I'm kidding, euthenize them.
-Esperanto is the language of the soul, not music, Shatner had it right.
-What ever happened to napkins?
-I always liked the idea of a heart attack being a giant cardiac muscle with a knife chasing someone; and Gaybashing being a bunch of feminine guys beating the shit out of everyone.
-if your kid drinks poison more than once, dont call 911, take a swig yourself and save both of you some time.
-I would like a band that does covers of a covers, and when I say like I mean like to kill them, after a wonderful performance that is...alright to be honest I just like killing.
-killing time apparantly, that's all for now.
REAL LIFE NEWS: I gots me a new job at Blockbuster! So that should be rocking.