In my dreams there are always ten hearts at the top of the screen
Normal babies want to be Firemen when they grow up...
crack babies want to volcanos when they grow up...
Hey man my friend had a crack baby!
oh yeah, that's fucking funny. Can I see it?
what the fuck man? you're sick...
dude your friend did crack!
I had a dream last night that I was riding a motorcycle down a street that it was paved with stone slates, and on the slates was the ten commandments, only there wasn't ten commandments, the slates just said; Thou shalt not put hos before bros, and then my bike turned into a giant banana peel and as I slid down the road a giant slipped on me, and do you know who that giant was...Moses, and he was pissed!...What kind of fucked up shit is that?
Someone asked me if I did heroine and I said yes and they got a disgusted look on their face, so I said no, I guess Helen Keller and Wonder Woman are going to have to wear masks when they come over my house to have sex.
crack babies want to volcanos when they grow up...
Hey man my friend had a crack baby!
oh yeah, that's fucking funny. Can I see it?
what the fuck man? you're sick...
dude your friend did crack!
I had a dream last night that I was riding a motorcycle down a street that it was paved with stone slates, and on the slates was the ten commandments, only there wasn't ten commandments, the slates just said; Thou shalt not put hos before bros, and then my bike turned into a giant banana peel and as I slid down the road a giant slipped on me, and do you know who that giant was...Moses, and he was pissed!...What kind of fucked up shit is that?
Someone asked me if I did heroine and I said yes and they got a disgusted look on their face, so I said no, I guess Helen Keller and Wonder Woman are going to have to wear masks when they come over my house to have sex.