US drug laws were written by monkeys...
Highly addictive substances like alcohol and opiates are easy to come by in this country, while marijuana, a non-addictive drug, is completely illegalized by the federal government. Opiates aren't as legal as alcohol, but there are many loopholes around it. Here's a way to get cheap, easy opiates:
Buy some OTC tylenol with codeine. Each OTC TwC contains 15mg of codeine in it. For a newcomer to opium, 20 pills will work best. For someone who has tried it a few times, 40 will do fine. Now, I'm not telling you to take 40 tylenols. There is a VERY easy way to extract the codeine from the tylenol. For every 20 tablets of tylenol with codine you are going to use, dissolve it in 40ml of hot, but not boiling, water. After the tablets are mostly dissolved (there will be some little chunks) cool the water down, ice chips work pretty well. Strain the water through a coffee filter into a glass. You can run water through the filter again to get as much of the codeine as possible. The easiest way to run the water through the tylenol with codeine is to remove the coffee filter tray from the coffee machine, put the filter in it and pour the water into the filter tray. With the filter tray ontop of the glass, let all the water run out of the tray. Running a little more water through the filter wont hurt anything. Now, if you've done everything right, in your coffee filter will be some crushed up tylenol. The water in the glass is now a very powerful opiate. Drinking this water will give you a good, euphoric high. It will take only a few minutes to react in your system because the opiate is in the water ready to be absorbed into the blood stream, instead of having to be dissolved from a pill. The high will probably peak at around an hour and start to decline around 2 hours.
WARNING: Just because this is a legal means to obtain opiates does not mean it isn't dangerous. Use this method at your own risk. Opiates are generally very addictive and destroy one's life. Use only in moderation, if at all.
Buy some OTC tylenol with codeine. Each OTC TwC contains 15mg of codeine in it. For a newcomer to opium, 20 pills will work best. For someone who has tried it a few times, 40 will do fine. Now, I'm not telling you to take 40 tylenols. There is a VERY easy way to extract the codeine from the tylenol. For every 20 tablets of tylenol with codine you are going to use, dissolve it in 40ml of hot, but not boiling, water. After the tablets are mostly dissolved (there will be some little chunks) cool the water down, ice chips work pretty well. Strain the water through a coffee filter into a glass. You can run water through the filter again to get as much of the codeine as possible. The easiest way to run the water through the tylenol with codeine is to remove the coffee filter tray from the coffee machine, put the filter in it and pour the water into the filter tray. With the filter tray ontop of the glass, let all the water run out of the tray. Running a little more water through the filter wont hurt anything. Now, if you've done everything right, in your coffee filter will be some crushed up tylenol. The water in the glass is now a very powerful opiate. Drinking this water will give you a good, euphoric high. It will take only a few minutes to react in your system because the opiate is in the water ready to be absorbed into the blood stream, instead of having to be dissolved from a pill. The high will probably peak at around an hour and start to decline around 2 hours.
WARNING: Just because this is a legal means to obtain opiates does not mean it isn't dangerous. Use this method at your own risk. Opiates are generally very addictive and destroy one's life. Use only in moderation, if at all.