Missy Elliott Stole My Toofbrush!!!
i had a dream...
i was talking to my dad, minding my own business and next thing i know someones arms are wrapped around my waist and my mouth is covered and i am taken away. i was taken to a bus that looked just like a tour bus. i was forced to enter the bus and when i entered the bus the interior looked just like a hair salon. there were a few older black women getting their hair did. as soon as i entered the bus all eyes were on me. after i was released from my kidnapper i turned around to see who it was... and believe it or not missy elliott had kidnapped me from my house! missy was holding something in her hand that she was trying to hide from me. but i caught a glance at what she had and i realized that she had stolen my toofbrush! i asked her to give it back to me but she refused. after she had gotten irritated by my constant request she walked to the back of the bus into the bathroom, and of course i followed her. she reached into her pocket and took out my toofbrush and started to brush her teef! i was screaming at the top of my lungs telling her to get my toofbrush out of her disgusting mouth. but of course she was ignoring me, so i decided that i would use force! i tried to take my toofbrush from her but all the black women that were getting their hair did were holding me back. i still yelling at the stupid bitch to get my toofbrush out of her mouth and give it back to me. after i realized i couldnt get her to listen to my request i just stood there, disgusted, watching her brish her teeth with MY toofbrush!!! i mean i was disgusted beyond belief! in my mind i had seen nothing more disgusting in my entire thsn watching missy brush her teeth with MY toothbrush!!!
...and i swear that i was not under the influence of ANY drugs
i was talking to my dad, minding my own business and next thing i know someones arms are wrapped around my waist and my mouth is covered and i am taken away. i was taken to a bus that looked just like a tour bus. i was forced to enter the bus and when i entered the bus the interior looked just like a hair salon. there were a few older black women getting their hair did. as soon as i entered the bus all eyes were on me. after i was released from my kidnapper i turned around to see who it was... and believe it or not missy elliott had kidnapped me from my house! missy was holding something in her hand that she was trying to hide from me. but i caught a glance at what she had and i realized that she had stolen my toofbrush! i asked her to give it back to me but she refused. after she had gotten irritated by my constant request she walked to the back of the bus into the bathroom, and of course i followed her. she reached into her pocket and took out my toofbrush and started to brush her teef! i was screaming at the top of my lungs telling her to get my toofbrush out of her disgusting mouth. but of course she was ignoring me, so i decided that i would use force! i tried to take my toofbrush from her but all the black women that were getting their hair did were holding me back. i still yelling at the stupid bitch to get my toofbrush out of her mouth and give it back to me. after i realized i couldnt get her to listen to my request i just stood there, disgusted, watching her brish her teeth with MY toofbrush!!! i mean i was disgusted beyond belief! in my mind i had seen nothing more disgusting in my entire thsn watching missy brush her teeth with MY toothbrush!!!
...and i swear that i was not under the influence of ANY drugs