May 17, 2006 00:03
Bye bye, precious ibook. I sold you to some very nice nerd in Massachusetts for $750. I hope he takes good care of you and doesn't masturbate in front of you too much.
Hello, new macbook. We are going to have so much fun together. We'll have so much fun I might even forget your older sister. You may be intel inside, but we'll treat you just like part of the family.