SLASH~!
Damn, I'm BOOORED...
Nothing interesting has been happening lately. nothing to write about. nothing for me to bitch about.
*sigh*
Damn, why can't I think of anything decent to write?
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I'VE GOT IT~!
Well, anyway, I recently got myself a copy of Devil May Cry 3 for the PC. "Sweet" I thought. "I'll go check out some forums to see what other people think about this game."
I was greeted with 40% Whining, and 60% BITCHING.
Allow me to cut and paste this from a forum, ok?
" Man what fucking retards manged to make such a fucking bad port ive never seen such a shitter thing in my life
The worst controls ive seen since i dont know ever? and thanks for letting me know the buttons to quit and the great support for alt tab and task manager and some of most awfoul graphics ive seen"
Ok, some points for me to make:
1: Fuck you.
2: It's a Port of a PS2 game. get a gamepad. you honestly don't expect to play a console ACTION game using a keyboard, do you?
3: Read the manual. ALT+ F4 to quit.
4: Awfoul, eh? the only change in the graphics was that they ditched some of the lighting effects. the graphics are practically identical to that of the PS2 version, you douche.
5: Be happy they ported this over to the PC!!!
"It's a piss-poor port, plenty of nice little graphical effects are missing."
Gee, the absence of nice graphical touches really make this game unplayable. I mean, GOD. Dante dosent have a full body shadow! Look! the PS2 version had his shadow on the ground, and the PC version has just a black blob! (GASP)!
And let's not forget how they fucked over a whole weapon. my god, this dosen't even have the gigantic red fire particles spewing out of it! it only has the "crappy" fire and wind effect! Boo~!
"For PC, this game runs like 50 FPS and the graphics are terrible and the controls are so stupid."
50 FPS is good, dipshit. And the controls are fine if you go into OPTIONS, and set all the buttons!
It just pisses me off how people just whine about stuff that's absolutely meaningless!!! Just be grateful it was released!!
Anyway, yeah, that's all. just had to get that off my chest. Here's some Virgil. Made the vid myself. :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R224HO8uvBY
Nothing interesting has been happening lately. nothing to write about. nothing for me to bitch about.
*sigh*
Damn, why can't I think of anything decent to write?
.....
..
I'VE GOT IT~!
Well, anyway, I recently got myself a copy of Devil May Cry 3 for the PC. "Sweet" I thought. "I'll go check out some forums to see what other people think about this game."
I was greeted with 40% Whining, and 60% BITCHING.
Allow me to cut and paste this from a forum, ok?
" Man what fucking retards manged to make such a fucking bad port ive never seen such a shitter thing in my life
The worst controls ive seen since i dont know ever? and thanks for letting me know the buttons to quit and the great support for alt tab and task manager and some of most awfoul graphics ive seen"
Ok, some points for me to make:
1: Fuck you.
2: It's a Port of a PS2 game. get a gamepad. you honestly don't expect to play a console ACTION game using a keyboard, do you?
3: Read the manual. ALT+ F4 to quit.
4: Awfoul, eh? the only change in the graphics was that they ditched some of the lighting effects. the graphics are practically identical to that of the PS2 version, you douche.
5: Be happy they ported this over to the PC!!!
"It's a piss-poor port, plenty of nice little graphical effects are missing."
Gee, the absence of nice graphical touches really make this game unplayable. I mean, GOD. Dante dosent have a full body shadow! Look! the PS2 version had his shadow on the ground, and the PC version has just a black blob! (GASP)!
And let's not forget how they fucked over a whole weapon. my god, this dosen't even have the gigantic red fire particles spewing out of it! it only has the "crappy" fire and wind effect! Boo~!
"For PC, this game runs like 50 FPS and the graphics are terrible and the controls are so stupid."
50 FPS is good, dipshit. And the controls are fine if you go into OPTIONS, and set all the buttons!
It just pisses me off how people just whine about stuff that's absolutely meaningless!!! Just be grateful it was released!!
Anyway, yeah, that's all. just had to get that off my chest. Here's some Virgil. Made the vid myself. :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R224HO8uvBY