- 16:00 I was hoping to mow the lawn now that I'm home. Now, not so much. #
- 20:01 Come on Hair Be There...let's see another strong outing. #rockies #
- 20:03 Ah, Perez Hilton...karma hurts, doesn't it, you catty little bitch? #
- 20:36 Jack Daniel's + Sunkist Sparkling Lemonade = Surprisingly decent imitation of a Long Island Iced Tea #
- 22:38 I guess "Rally Monkey" is catchier than "Rally SoCal Fairweather Douchebags". Hey, look, BrAngelina! #rockies #
- 23:03 You let Fuentes get the save? Really? A mediocre pitcher who turned tail to the AL West? Wow. It happens, but that hurts. #rockies #
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