A Dignified Response
Why yes, of course, by all means, absolutely-- I'm a professional. Not only am I a pro, but I am an audacious enthusiast: I often copulate whilst on fire, and seduce rare species of crawfish. For those curious about my current rates, I'd be happy to oblige you all for a mere spread of cheese and crackers (the sesame kind). If they're not sesame, don't bother. That would be obscene.
True beauty lies not on the surface, but deep within. Why don't all of you claw away at your lifeless piles of flesh and bone until you find it.