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Have you ever had the sinking realisation. The sinking realisation that your mother named you after a cyborg superhero with a stupid insectoid helmet that rides a motorbike?
It all adds up. The character was considered a teenage heart-throb right around the time my mother was a young impressionable teen.
And look at this foofy sequence it is exactly the sort of cheesy crap my mother loves.
Ai! the handwavy! The handwavy! my eyes!
I'd practice it and do it in front of her except that having no shame she'd probably just cheer me on.
I win!
My mother is more fucked up than your mother!
I don't care what your mother did to you...
She didn't do this!
It is the ultimate indignity!
It all adds up. The character was considered a teenage heart-throb right around the time my mother was a young impressionable teen.
And look at this foofy sequence it is exactly the sort of cheesy crap my mother loves.
Ai! the handwavy! The handwavy! my eyes!
I'd practice it and do it in front of her except that having no shame she'd probably just cheer me on.
I win!
My mother is more fucked up than your mother!
I don't care what your mother did to you...
She didn't do this!
It is the ultimate indignity!