Kris's Doctor Who Adventure: 'Turn Left'

Feb 25, 2013 23:25

I watch Turn Left, and rosaxx50 helps! aka... she is the devil.

R.T says
So, did I scare you off Turn Left?

KrisEleven says
no, it is loading

R.T says
GOOD.

KrisEleven says
you will live through my pain and I will post me screaming at you in MSN as my review

R.T says
GOOD.
That can be your review for TL, lol. LIKE MARK'S AIM CHATS.

KrisEleven says
OH MY GOD, EXACTLY
I forgot he did those, lol. They were always great.

R.T says
Though his chat person was always more sympathetic to him than I am to you, I think

KrisEleven says
the devil would be more sympathetic than you are to me
literally, worse than satan

R.T says
Eh, I doubt it. Remember Lucifer from "The Sandman" and "Lucifer"?

KrisEleven says
point made and acknowledged and yet ignored

R.T says
Lol
He probably wouldn't take as much glee as I do in this.
But he wouldn't have recommended Doctor Who to you either, and where would you be then?

KrisEleven says
probably still in my bed
I spend a lot of time here
'the readings free for red hair', OMG THIS IS AN OBVIOUS TRAP
WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS POLICY IS THAT

R.T says
pretty much
wait where are you up to?

KrisEleven says
just the reading. it is loading slowly.
the fortune teller is being creepy

R.T says
Either that, or she's heard of the legend of Donna (who did help save the strongest telepathic species in the universe) and wants to fangirl over her or something.

KrisEleven says
i don't believe it is something so innocent. she is squinting her eyes in a dubious manner

R.T says
I see. *Nods* perfectly reasonable
*perfectly logical I mean

KrisEleven says
I am a good judge of character

R.T says
Yes, you are. You love ROse, after all.

KrisEleven says
practically Sherlock Holmes, me

R.T says
What does that make me? Moriaty? Mycroft?
MOLLY HOOPER?

KrisEleven says
I am deducing and you are agreeing and being generally unsympathetic...
oh, god, you are my Watson

R.T says
Except I like causing you emotional pain
Joan or John Watson?

KrisEleven says
John
he does punch him in the face
so Watson causes pain of some sort and IT COUNTS

R.T says
loool. I don't remember this. I only saw episode 1

KrisEleven says
That makes me sad
oh my god, Donna, when someone tells you that the incense is causing painful, vivid flashbacks and their advice is to 'breathe deep' you RUN AWAY

R.T says
YES RUN DONNA RUN.

KrisEleven says
why would she stay why why why

R.T says
She's still fascinated

KrisEleven says
this is all going to go horribly wrong I knowwwww

R.T says
Only because Donna is who she is.

KrisEleven says
because her mom ruins everything
holy crap what is happening

R.T says
Sylvia Noble: you could do better.

KrisEleven says
is that A FCUKING GIANT BEETLE ON HER FUCKING BACK FUCK EVERYTHING STOP IT
STOP NO ASDFGHJKLL
Sylvia Noble: thanks for fucking everything up

R.T says
Though LBR we should blame the fortuneteller, not Sylvia.

KrisEleven says
this is true
and the fucking giant BEETLE ON HER FUCKING BACK ASDFGHJKL
I love Donna. She doesn't know the Doctor, doesn't know anything about his world, but she still runs towards the ship

R.T says
Haha.

KrisEleven says
IS THAT THE DOCTOR

R.T says
I think, even if she'd never met the Doctor, she would have been an extraordinary person.

KrisEleven says
IS THAT A DEAD DOCTOR
IS THE DOCTOR DEAD
This music is awful.

R.T says
Yes.

KrisEleven says
why

R.T says
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SUFFER EMOTIONAL TRAUMA IN THIS EP.

KrisEleven says
ROSE

R.T says
Oh, yeah.
btw. Rose is here.

KrisEleven says
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING SILVER LINING ROSA THIS IS YOU MAKING ME FEEL BETTER, HE ISN'T TRAUMATISED BECAUSE HE IS DEAD YOU MONSTER
btw you are the devil

R.T says
No, Donna is legitimately the person most traumatised by this episode.
Well... actually... she might not be...
Hmm...

KrisEleven says
...
not cool
okay, the hostpital is gone now

R.T says
Martha went to the moon again.

KrisEleven says
is this going to change with the Doctor dead?

R.T says
Somewhat.

KrisEleven says
AND DONNA IS JUST LIKE I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I AM BEING FIRED AND THIS IS IMPORTANT
wait?? why did the rhinos return the hospital?

R.T says
To search for the plasmavore

KrisEleven says
and Martha is dead. this is escalating quickly.

R.T says
Not just Martha...
Did you catch the other person who died on the moon?

KrisEleven says
I thought they were going to leave the hospital there
Sarah Jane
it just said.

R.T says
yup

KrisEleven says
This is just a collection of lovliness isn't it. wahhhhhhhhhh

R.T says
:(

KrisEleven says
so has Rose been searching for the Doctor all through time?

R.T says
The two of them saved half of Earth, together.

KrisEleven says
and keeps finding Donna?

R.T saysT saysR
All will be explained

KrisEleven says
the fact that there is a giant invisible beetle on her back and it is invisible and ON HER BACK is freaking me the fuck out
Rose, you are the creepiest ever

R.T says
I believe it's freaking everyone DOnna meets out, as well.

KrisEleven says
I wouldn't just stare at her, I would probably light her on fire
NO I SHAN'T ITS CHRISTMAS
NO I SHAN'T; IT'S CHRISTMAS
He has TWO antlers on and his daughter just wants to be classy omg he is my favourite in the entire universe

R.T says
Wilf is awesome, it is known
You'll get to see a bit more of him.

KrisEleven says
the... Titanic has fallen on the palace and it... exploded the country?
I don't... what?
it was a nuclear bomb in the sahpe of the Titanic?

R.T saysR.T says
Yes. That was indeed London going up.
Remember Voyage of the Damned?

KrisEleven says
ohhhhh, I couldn't load that one!
OMG THE MAID IS POINTING AT HER WITH HER EYES SQUINTED AND IT DOES A DRAMATIC ZOOM

R.T says
Lol. Well the Doctor ends up on the stellar version of the Titanic, which is falling to Earth.

KrisEleven says
what is wrong with.. "leeds"

R.T says
Nothing.

KrisEleven says
they really don't want to move there.

R.T says
But I'm guessing it's a small town, after London.
IDK

KrisEleven says
"You're not going to make the world any better by shouting at it!" "I can try"
aka Donna in a nutshell

R.T says
YES
But she's already grown, since the beginning of the alt!verse, hasn't she?

KrisEleven says
a lot has happened to her, oh my goodness

R.T says
Mhm. Even without meeting the Doctor, she's becoming extraordinary

KrisEleven says
"there's no fight. there's just ... this"
without the doctor. PEOPLE'S FAT HAS COME TO LIFE AND IT IS WALKING IN THE STREETS
THE FAT IS FLYING
well, that is the funniest thing the Doctor stopped.

R.T says
lol true
You're almost at the truly heartbreaking parts.
When it gets *personal*

KrisEleven says
is the bee thing important?
they've mentioned bees twice now

R.T says
Lol. I think back in 2005 or 2006, the bees in England went missing or something

KrisEleven says
did I miss something.
they WENT MISSING?
did they find them?

R.T says
I'm not clear on the details

KrisEleven says
OMG SHE JOINS IN AND SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
and then it all goes to hell

R.T says
OH DONNA.

KrisEleven says
omg why
holy shit

R.T says
The family?

KrisEleven says
holy shit
atmos has begun and they nearly shot her

R.T says
Where are you up to?
Oooooh.

KrisEleven says
Rose is back

R.T says
This episode does something extraordinary: life on the ground, without magic.
Rose

KrisEleven says
a band of fighters manages what the Doctor did, I like that. Oh, Torchwood!
Oh, they died.
perfect.
this is nice.

R.T says
Torchwood ==> Captain Jack Harkness and his team

KrisEleven says
I watched the first episode of Torchwood

R.T says
:O

KrisEleven says
:O

R.T says
You can tell me after you've finished watching Turn Left
...though actually, 4x12 and 4x13 have spoilers for the Torchwood s2 finale.

KrisEleven says
Oh, crap. I should get caught up then. *dies*

R.T says
Only for the finale

KrisEleven says
WHAT IS COMING ACROSS THE STARS WHAT IS THE DARKNESS

R.T says
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IT ALL SOON

KrisEleven say
"I'm nothing special. I'm nothing special. I'm nothing!"

R.T says
Donnnnaaaaaa. Catherine Taaaaate!

KrisEleven says
"Donna Noble, you are the most important woman in all creation!"

R.T says
Rose Tyler is marvellous too, isn't she?

KrisEleven says
she is lovely and this is horrifying
oh and she just vanished

R.T says
into blue cackling
There is so much fic written for Rose, about her journey
So much excellent fic

KrisEleven says
I am trying to remember what else the Doctor stopped in this time period... would other worlds be dying and horrible without him

R.T says
Agatha Christie
But I think they got everything that happened to earth in s4

KrisEleven says
holy shit, the family they lived with are being shipped off and they KNOW and he is trying to put on a brave face and the grandfather can't hide his tears

R.T says
Wilf knows what's going on.
Look for the moment Donna realises it...
And the father of the family, trying to be brave and strong because he doesn't want Donna to suffer even though she gets to stay...

KrisEleven says
Wilf is just breaking and their friend is tryng to protect Donna... and her mother is breaking down and Donna is so sad.

R.T says
There are no GIFs for what I felt, when I saw that scene

KrisEleven says
the constellations are going out

R.T says
With Donna running after the car, DEMANDING to know what's going to happen to the family

KrisEleven says
wtf is this wtf is this wtf is this
(the music is epic in this episode, btw)
woah, sudden jump to these soldiers, how does Rose have contacts with them?

R.T says
Probably by jumping in and out in a haze of blue.
She does have a lot of experience with aliens, too..

KrisEleven says
true. for some reason I thought she was just following Donna, like time was passing for Donna but not Rose, to explain the same clothes Rose is always in
bigger on the inside!!
oh its all dark and empty

R.T says
But Rose knows a lot more than Donna -- so it stands to reason she' be doing something, herself
:(
The TARDIS without the Doctor is the saddest thing.

KrisEleven says
oh my goodness, Rose's speech about the Doctor showing people how special they are is lovely.
DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES
GIANT BEETLE OH MY GOD STOOOPPPPPPP
I don't like bugs that are crunchy
AHHHHRGSGDKMFHASJJFGKHMNBSDA
I hate this so much
IT IS IN HER FUCKING HAIR I AM GOING TO VOMIT

R.T says
What makes me laugh is... how anticlimatic it turns out when we finally see the beetle.
It looks like a prop.
OTOH, GIANT BEETLE THING.
"There's something on your back."
(Also, may I draw your attention to what Donna says after Rose's speech about the Doctor. "Were you and him..." Plus, that line about the Doctor's really great hair...)

KrisEleven says
lol
her acting when she is yelling at Rose is just killing me

R.T says
Catherine Tate is amazing

KrisEleven says
holy shit
That was really sad and awful

R.T says
But

KrisEleven says
"This-" hold up glass of water dramatically "-is to combat dehydration"
HOLY SHIT CAPTAIN SASS OF THE SASS BRIGADE

R.T says
\
I'd forgotten who said that.

KrisEleven says
"I don't die, if I change things I don't die. That's right, right?"
"I'm sorry."
rose you lil shit
this is a bad sign
this is... half a mile away
shit

R.T says
Rose didn't exactly have any other choice, lbr

KrisEleven says
better than some of the Doctor's landings, though, to be honest.
twelve minutes/twelve months
pompeii instead of Rome
end of the universe

R.T says
Oooh, I hadn't made the connection before.
Wait, I mean, the connection between Pompeii and this episode.
They ahve to do something terrible to save the universe
*have

KrisEleven says
"You're going to die"
fucking bad wolf music

R.T says
All I can say is, Donna has gone from someone who didn't care at all, to someone who would do anything she could for the chance of saving the world.
And universe.

KrisEleven says
that's what she whispers CALL IT

R.T says
At least DOnna isn't alone when she "dies"

KrisEleven says
Donna would always have been badass
"you are so strong. what are you? what will you be? what will you be?"

R.T says
WHAT WILL YOU BE. She's already saved the Ood.

KrisEleven says
god damn foreshadowing
is the darkness.... still coming?
"sometimes I think there is way too much coincidence around you, Donna... like something binding us together."
what did she look like? OH MY GOD HIS EXPRESSION, HE KNOWS
BAD FUCKING WOLF
and that is the end

R.T says
Yes
THE CLIFFHANGER
Like Utopia's. And he knows immediately that it means the end of the universe.

KrisEleven says
bad fucking wolf, rosa

R.T says
Yes.
THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

KrisEleven says
I kind of want to return to the fact that this country lost its bees and then found a king under a parking lot
like, britain, get your shit together

R.T says
lol

KrisEleven says
but would more horrible things have happened out in the universe without the Doctor?

R.T says
Maybe.
Overall, yes.
Are you now emotionally devastated?

KrisEleven says
well, it was all kind of fixed? sort of.

R.T says
In the middle though

KrisEleven says
I am more abjectly terrified for what is to come

R.T says
lol
YOU SHOULD BE

KrisEleven says
you are the literal worst

R.T says
Certain people get their happy endings. Certain people don't.

KrisEleven says
the Doctor's feelings for Rose in that last scene were just heartbreaking

R.T says
WHO WAS IT? WHAT DID YOU SEE?
Except it's in a time line that, now, never existed

KrisEleven says
oh shit

R.T says
And astonishing that Bad Wolf Rose, all the way back in s1, foresaw this and reached forward to send the Doctor a message across the walls of the TARDIS
I wonder what else she foresaw

KrisEleven says
Bad Wolf is the most epic concept of all time

R.T says
And Bad Wolf let "Doomsday" happen. Hmm...
It hurts my head to think about all the implications

KrisEleven says
but she would have foreseen everything... shouldn't Bad Wolf show up at every 'end of the universe' scenario?

R.T says
AND ALL THE FANFIC OPPORTUNITIES. Remember 'Worlds in Conjunction'?

KrisEleven says
aka great minds, etc
yes

R.T says
Or, as much as she could see, before the Doctor took the vortex away from her head.

KrisEleven says
hmmmmmm
yes.
and I was emotionally devastated
because Donna is too lovely to be that downtrodden
ITS LIKE YOU KNEW I WOULD LOVE HER AND MADE THIS EPISODE TO TORMENT ME

R.T says
With or without the Doctor, Donna will become amazing.
I'm pretty sure RTD was laughing as he wrote this episode, and imagined his viewers' reactions.

KrisEleven says
pretty sure RTD is the devil

R.T says
You will certainly think so by the end of Journey's End.

KrisEleven says
you say the most terrible things

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