His nose twitches. There was the distinct lack of ocean spray in the air. For that matter, there was a distinct lack of motion indicating he was still aboard his vessel as well. Startled eyes open wide and it so happens to be a stone ceiling staring back at him instead of the open sky. The first thought to run through his mind was - jailed.
Again.
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The voice that echoed down the hall a ways from Jack was dry, caustic, and bored in intonation. Megamind had decided to make an appearance in the Keep besides the stables today, and as the man had approached, he stifled a sigh and wondered yet again why he had even bothered at all.
“You might put an eye out.”
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He could not be seeing this right. Jack is rather taken aback by the appearance of the stranger down the hall. The only shade of blue that he knew that looked like that came from the most expensive indigo dying in India.
It was also hairless, except for a little... fuzz... on it's face.
“ Who are you? What are you?” He raises the tip of his sword a little higher, closer to a engagement position but still unsure of it all. “And what, if I may ask, do you want?”
The only creatures he's ever met like this, wanted something from him. Jack, what'd you do this time?
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"Megamind - Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of All Villainy. I'm an alien." Obviously.
"And I want-" He points with the De-gun he's unholstered (Really, everyone's quick to wave their phallic objects around in this place, aren't they?) "--You to stop waving that thing around before you hit someone with it."
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What is that? Looks gun shaped and certainly is held like one. "Now, mate, we don't want to be doing that." He shifts from foot to foot, and the sword is now in the upright and engaged position. "We've just met, and this is a bloody well rotten way to start out meeting someone, wouldn't you agree? Here we are, two gentlemen, with just a misunderstanding, of a kind. Easily fixed. You go your way, and, I go mine?"
Who did he piss off that has blue people in their employ?
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"You don't listen very well, do you?" Irritation is quickly replaced by annoyance - and the temptation to dehydrate the man and be on his way is warring with a desire not to wind up on trial at some point. He'd seen the results of that and did not care to be involved in it.
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He leans back, hands spread and sword consequently out of 'engaged', "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"
Because that explains - everything-.
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"Where's your ship?" He asked snidely, holstering the gun once more. The man wasn't a threat.
Yet. If there was one thing Megamind did not do, it was underestimate people. He'd dome it with Metro Man - but it had only taken once. Megamind was a villain that learned from his mistakes, thank you.
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"It'd be a little difficult to fit a ship in here, wouldn't you agree?" He gives Megamind a patent smirk.
There was a little sigh of relief, the strange looking gun was being put away. That was good. In response, the sword's tip lowered until it was pointed at the ground.
Jack goes a little farther on relaxing his guard by rocking back on his heels, "And seeing how as I have just arrived to this lovely establishment, I'd not know where to even begin to look for it. Are we near the ocean at all?"
Every fiber of Jack's being is praying the next words out of your mouth Megamind is "yes".
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