post six

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Untitled b1a4, baro/cnu
The Secret nu'est, aron/

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part 2

[anonymous]

Ah. Finally, comprehension. Yoongi sat up and grinned. "You wanna fuck somebody?"

The way Jimin's entire face and neck went as red as the abandoned jacket was answer enough, as was his wail of incoherent embarrassment.

Yoongi frowned. "If you wanted to get laid, you should've told me. I know people."

Jimin grew quiet. He couldn't quite meet Yoongi's eyes, but shot him tiny, nervous, hopeful glances instead. "You know people?"

"Yeah, people you could fuck."

"Aish, stop saying it like that!" Jimin turned red all over again.

Rolling his eyes, Yoongi placed a hand on Jimin's shoulder. "Never fear, tonight hyung will get you l- will introduce you to people."

Again, Jimin was quiet, but he nodded slowly. "And then what do you do?"

A chill ran down Yoongi's spine. "What?"

Jimin turned to him, utterly and totally serious. "After you introduce us, what do I do?"

For a second Yoongi had to sit back. He rubbed his temples and tried t convince himself that punching Jimin wasn't the right answer no matter how disinclined and just plain disturbed Yoongi was at the thought of having this conversation with Jimin. He looked back at Jimin's searching, earnest face and groaned inwardly. There was no way Jimin was going to let him go without giving some kind of answer.

Yoongi smiled and patted Jimin's arm again. "You say, baby, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop."

There was a brief moment of silence, and then Jimin replied, "Hyung, you're a genius."

OP

[anonymous]

ANON! oh my god i just came by to see if i could think up any prompts to leave here and i find that you filled /mine/! omg this is such a great fill, anon. i love long-suffering suga and kinda clueless but extremely earnest jimin, and you wrote them so well i'm just sitting here beaming at this /o\

i'm crying at the thought of suga having to walk jimin through picking up people with the use of pretty shitty pick up lines and i can't imagine him giving jimin serious talks about getting laid either but this was hilarious and i love it so much. thank you for filling this and giving me sparkly, rhinestone-studded jimin and deadpan, snarky suga <3

Re: OP

[anonymous]

YAY! i am so glad you like it. i felt a little bad because it turned out to be gen rather than anything romantic. i love the dynamics between these two and loved getting the chance to try them out. thanks for the awesome prompt! :)

Re: part 2

[anonymous]

NO THIS IS SO CUTE I WANT TO DIE IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!! JIMIN'S FIRST PARTY AND SELF-CONSCIOUSLY PATTING HIS RHINESTONES AND BEING A PUPPY WHO GOT DRESSED IN THE DARK AND SUGA U DICK NOOOOO CUTE

Re: part 2

[anonymous]

(sorry for the late reply!)

thank you so much! these two have so much potential for hilarious and yet adorable moments. i'm glad you liked it. :')