shinee: ring ding dong [1/2]
anonymous
January 15 2011, 14:04:21 UTC
"hyung, are we there yet?"
key's grip tightens a fraction on the steering wheel. "not yet, taeminnie."
taemin scowls, settling back against the leather. "this sucks. we've been sitting here for hours. i can't feel my butt anymore!"
"you barely have one," jonghyun laughs, rolling down the window and sticking his head out of the car. "haha, look at me, i'm roo!"
"jesus fucking christ, get your head back in here, young man!" key's voice rises dangerously, and he sacrifices the grip of one hand to pull jonghyun back in by the fur lining of his jacket.
"hey, hey, easy on the goods!" jonghyun complains, but obediently settles back into his seat. "this is designer, you know."
key's only reply is to slam his fist on the child safety lock.
jonghyun blinks. "someone's a little touchy today."
"well, you try driving this godforsaken vehicle for hours with four idiots and then we'll--"
"oi, minho, how's the view from back there?" jonghyun quickly interrupts, adjusting the rear view mirror to beam at minho.
"nothing much to stare at except for the back of your fat head," minho says.
"you gigantic brat," jonghyun growls, scrambling around in his seat to smack minho.
shinee: ring ding dong [2/2]
anonymous
January 15 2011, 14:05:56 UTC
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN, CHILDREN," key bellows. "jonghyun, stay in your damn seat. minho, stop egging him on. taemin, stop holding the butterfly outside the window, you're going to lose it that way." a pause. "how the hell did you get past the child lock?"
"i think mine's broken," taemin says innocently, laying his hands on his lap and smiling with crinkled eyes when key looks at him suspiciously in the mirror.
"stupid rental company. morons, the lot of them," key mutters to himself. "onew-hyung, could you roll up taemin's window?"
taemin peers at onew, who has been sitting relatively still all this time. "hyung doesn't look so good."
"hyung looks like he's going to be sick," minho concurs.
"i feel nauseous," onew confirms, clapping a hand over his mouth.
"hey, where'd you get this cool accessory?" jonghyun asks, flicking the golden set of keys that hang from the mirror.
key bristles. "don't touch that, it's expen--"
onew throws up. thanks to minho's quick thinking, it is into a paper bag, but the sound startles key enough to veer off the road and into a pool of water.
the car goes very quiet, save for onew's stifled gasps.
key tears at the door handle, slamming his fist on the child safety lock before the door swings open and he nearly tumbles out. he runs into the pool of water, kicking at the water and yelling incoherently. "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING POOL OF WATER ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD, FUCK!"
the others watch him with the fascination of curious onlookers observing a particularly gruesome train wreck.
"where are we even going?" taemin whispers to minho, who merely shrugs in reply.
Re: shinee: ring ding dong [2/2]
anonymous
January 15 2011, 14:13:10 UTC
i didn't get enough time to work in the white parts of the video, haha. it's a pretty video, but it makes little to no sense, even after you listen to their explanation of it. I CALL YOU BUTTERFLY
Re: shinee: ring ding dong [2/2]
anonymous
January 15 2011, 14:16:10 UTC
~FANTASTIC ELASTIC~
if you ever work taemin drinking milk and minho checking his angel-self in the mirror only to find it moving, all with a coherent plotline, i would offer you anything your heart desires
Re: shinee: ring ding dong [2/2]
anonymous
January 15 2011, 14:12:32 UTC
omg, anon, i love this loling forever. jonghyun and minho banter, key's frustration, onew getting carsick, jonghyun in general, taemin being all "mine's broken lalala playing with a butterfly"!!!!!
sdklfjdskl; i love you i love this! and i can totally see this happening if ever they went on a road trip with one another 8Db super good job
key's grip tightens a fraction on the steering wheel. "not yet, taeminnie."
taemin scowls, settling back against the leather. "this sucks. we've been sitting here for hours. i can't feel my butt anymore!"
"you barely have one," jonghyun laughs, rolling down the window and sticking his head out of the car. "haha, look at me, i'm roo!"
"jesus fucking christ, get your head back in here, young man!" key's voice rises dangerously, and he sacrifices the grip of one hand to pull jonghyun back in by the fur lining of his jacket.
"hey, hey, easy on the goods!" jonghyun complains, but obediently settles back into his seat. "this is designer, you know."
key's only reply is to slam his fist on the child safety lock.
jonghyun blinks. "someone's a little touchy today."
"well, you try driving this godforsaken vehicle for hours with four idiots and then we'll--"
"oi, minho, how's the view from back there?" jonghyun quickly interrupts, adjusting the rear view mirror to beam at minho.
"nothing much to stare at except for the back of your fat head," minho says.
"you gigantic brat," jonghyun growls, scrambling around in his seat to smack minho.
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"i think mine's broken," taemin says innocently, laying his hands on his lap and smiling with crinkled eyes when key looks at him suspiciously in the mirror.
"stupid rental company. morons, the lot of them," key mutters to himself. "onew-hyung, could you roll up taemin's window?"
taemin peers at onew, who has been sitting relatively still all this time. "hyung doesn't look so good."
"hyung looks like he's going to be sick," minho concurs.
"i feel nauseous," onew confirms, clapping a hand over his mouth.
"hey, where'd you get this cool accessory?" jonghyun asks, flicking the golden set of keys that hang from the mirror.
key bristles. "don't touch that, it's expen--"
onew throws up. thanks to minho's quick thinking, it is into a paper bag, but the sound startles key enough to veer off the road and into a pool of water.
the car goes very quiet, save for onew's stifled gasps.
key tears at the door handle, slamming his fist on the child safety lock before the door swings open and he nearly tumbles out. he runs into the pool of water, kicking at the water and yelling incoherently. "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING POOL OF WATER ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD, FUCK!"
the others watch him with the fascination of curious onlookers observing a particularly gruesome train wreck.
"where are we even going?" taemin whispers to minho, who merely shrugs in reply.
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taemin's butterfly! the random puddles of water! the strange unexplained roadtrip!
ilu anon
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thanks, anon! ilu2
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if you ever work taemin drinking milk and minho checking his angel-self in the mirror only to find it moving, all with a coherent plotline, i would offer you anything your heart desires
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jongho banter is awesome and probably comprises a good two thirds of their relationship, mm hmm.
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sdklfjdskl; i love you i love this! and i can totally see this happening if ever they went on a road trip with one another 8Db super good job
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i love you too, anon. love love love.
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