shinee, snow white...kind of....
anonymous
August 21 2010, 06:49:59 UTC
once upon a time, there was a snowstorm.
and not just any snowstorm, this was like a really freaking huge snowstorm that made it so it was impossible for anyone to go anywhere or do anything. basically, it sucked.
it's not just the snowstorm that sucks.
oh my god, minho, who invited you? go away. anyway, so the snowstorm was going on, which meant that there was this queen, right, and she was trapped inside. and because she was a queen, she did queenly things to pass the time, like sew. and she didn't have any children, so she looked outside into the snow and sighed and wished aloud for a child. and god heard her wish, and made it so she pricked her finger-
that's pretty mean of god.
there's a greater purpose to everything, okay? just shut up and listen to the story. so she pricked her finger and some blood got on her white cloth, and she thought, wow, that's pretty, i wish i had a daughter like that, with white skin and red lips. and lo and behold, she did, and she named the girl snow white.
original.
i am going to punch you in the face.
you're not setting a very good example for taemin, are you-
minho-hyung, can you get me a glass of water?
….fine.
thank you, taeminnie. lock him out so i can finish my story, hm? there you go, i knew you loved me more. so anyway, the queen had a daughter and named it snow white, but unfortunately she died in childbirth. the king was very sad, but he knew he had to have a queen, so he remarried, but the woman he remarried was kind of a bi-a bad person, and she hated snow white. she was also really vain, and she had this magic mirror hanging on the wall of her bedroom and she would ask it every day, "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" and the mirror would say to her, "you, my queen, are the fairest of them all." and so she'd be happy.
did you seriously lock the door? that's really mature, key.
you can come back in when you can listen quietly. where was i? oh, right, so she was happy and things were all hunky-dory until one day, she asked the mirror that question and the mirror said, "snow white, my queen is the fairest of them all."
the queen, of course, flipped her shit. er, her lid. she started to hate snow white, and she decided that her stepdaughter had to die. so she called on her faithful huntsman and told him to take the princess out into the woods and kill her. so the huntsman took snow white out into the woods and was about to kill her, except right as he was about to plunge the knife into her heart, she started to cry, and she looked so beautiful that he just couldn't do it. instead he told her to run away because he figured that the wild animals in the woods would kill her and just went back to the queen and told her that snow white was dead.
does she end up dying? you'll find out! don't be so impatient.
…..and that's when i lost inspiration/the will to keep writing n:(
and not just any snowstorm, this was like a really freaking huge snowstorm that made it so it was impossible for anyone to go anywhere or do anything. basically, it sucked.
it's not just the snowstorm that sucks.
oh my god, minho, who invited you? go away. anyway, so the snowstorm was going on, which meant that there was this queen, right, and she was trapped inside. and because she was a queen, she did queenly things to pass the time, like sew. and she didn't have any children, so she looked outside into the snow and sighed and wished aloud for a child. and god heard her wish, and made it so she pricked her finger-
that's pretty mean of god.
there's a greater purpose to everything, okay? just shut up and listen to the story. so she pricked her finger and some blood got on her white cloth, and she thought, wow, that's pretty, i wish i had a daughter like that, with white skin and red lips. and lo and behold, she did, and she named the girl snow white.
original.
i am going to punch you in the face.
you're not setting a very good example for taemin, are you-
minho-hyung, can you get me a glass of water?
….fine.
thank you, taeminnie. lock him out so i can finish my story, hm? there you go, i knew you loved me more. so anyway, the queen had a daughter and named it snow white, but unfortunately she died in childbirth. the king was very sad, but he knew he had to have a queen, so he remarried, but the woman he remarried was kind of a bi-a bad person, and she hated snow white. she was also really vain, and she had this magic mirror hanging on the wall of her bedroom and she would ask it every day, "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" and the mirror would say to her, "you, my queen, are the fairest of them all." and so she'd be happy.
did you seriously lock the door? that's really mature, key.
you can come back in when you can listen quietly. where was i? oh, right, so she was happy and things were all hunky-dory until one day, she asked the mirror that question and the mirror said, "snow white, my queen is the fairest of them all."
the queen, of course, flipped her shit. er, her lid. she started to hate snow white, and she decided that her stepdaughter had to die. so she called on her faithful huntsman and told him to take the princess out into the woods and kill her. so the huntsman took snow white out into the woods and was about to kill her, except right as he was about to plunge the knife into her heart, she started to cry, and she looked so beautiful that he just couldn't do it. instead he told her to run away because he figured that the wild animals in the woods would kill her and just went back to the queen and told her that snow white was dead.
does she end up dying?
you'll find out! don't be so impatient.
…..and that's when i lost inspiration/the will to keep writing n:(
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