Idiocy
Title: Idiocy
Pairing: broken!jongkey, bff!onhyun, bff!jongho, implied!2min
Genre: Angst-ish, but not really. A bit of fail!humor in the end. FRIENDSHIP. :)
Rating: PG
Summary: Jonghyun's best friends make him realize how much of an idiot he is.
A/N: Onew here is just… I love Onew here. <3
BlingBlingDino has joined the conference.
DubuChicken has joined the conference.
FlamingCharisma has joined the conference.
DubuChicken: What’s up, Jonghyun?
BlingBlingDino: I broke up with him.
FlamingCharisma: HOLY FUCK. YOU BROKE UP WITH KIM KIBUM?!
DubuChicken: I see. May I ask why?
BlingBlingDino: He’s just too much for me!
DubuChicken: What makes you say that?
BlingBlingDino: For starters, he only cared about his appearance. He always had to look good! He takes forever to get dressed up for our dates. Who takes that long to dress up?
FlamingCharisma: Taemin’s like that too.
DubuChicken: So you crushed the guy’s heart because he wanted to look his best for you? Because he wanted you to have your eyes locked on him? Because he wanted you to know that you had the most attractive guy out there and not think otherwise? I see.
FlamingCharisma: Hyung…
BlingBlingDino: Well, he keeps texting me and calling me! He gets so clingy! He calls me, asks where I am, tells me not to drink, not to smoke. Can’t I have fun?!
DubuChicken: So you broke his heart because he cares about you? Because he wanted to know where you are? Because he didn’t want to lose you to something stupid like smoking and alcoholism? I see.
BlingBlingDino: And he always gets mad when I say something slightly mean! It was just a joke and he’d already get angry! What’s with that?!
DubuChicken: So you tore his heart apart because he wanted to hear you say you love him and yet you say something ‘slightly mean’? I see.
FlamingCharisma: …………….
BlingBlingDino: He gets jealous easily! I can rarely talk to other people because he’d always get mad and ignore me! I have to hide so that he wouldn’t bitch about it so much!
DubuChicken: So you broke up with him because he wanted you to be faithful to him? Because he wanted you to tell him about things directly, instead of finding out from others and hurting even more? Because he wanted you to love him and only him?
BlingBlingDino: But look at Taemin!
FlamingCharisma: Don’t compare Kibum to others, Kim Jonghyun. He may not be perfect but you aren’t either. There might have been millions of better guys out there and yet he chose you.
BlingBlingDino: But!
DubuChicken: So you broke up with Kim Kibum because he’s good for you? Because she wanted to be the best for you? You broke him with your greed, Jonghyun. Are you proud?
BlingBlingDino: I broke him… What the fuck happened to me…
FlamingCharisma: Hyung… You lost the one person who loved you like no one else could. You didn’t take care of him when all he did was take care of you. You didn’t appreciate him when all he did was be the best for you. You didn’t want him when all he ever wanted was you. Hyung, that’s what happened.
BlingBlingDino: Shit. You guys are absolutely right. I was so blind. I lost the person who really loved me and cared about me. Kibum is perfect and yet he chose to be with an idiot like me. I’m so stupid and so selfish. I broke the one person I really need in my life. How could I be so blind?
FlamingCharisma: I think it’s time you apologize to him.
BlingBlingDino: You’re right. But how? :( Onew-hyung??
DubuChicken: Jonghyun, whatever you do, never make Key cry again. Got it? Frankly, it’s hard to make you realize how stupid you are and make him stop crying at the same time.
FlamingCharisma: LMAO HYUNG
BlingBlingDino: Kibum’s crying?! D:
FlamingCharisma: Want me to bring Taemin over? XD
BlingBlingDino: WAIT, HE’S IN YOUR HOUSE?!
DubuChicken: Yes, please, Minho-yah! :3 OTL
BlingBlingDino: HYUNG?!
FlamingCharisma: We’ll be there in ten minutes~
BlingBlingDino: YAH! LEE JINKI!!!
DubuChicken: See you in ten! With Taemin! LOL I think he’ll know how to make his umma stop crying. Keke~
BlingBlingDino: HYUNG!!!!!!!
DubuChicken is now offline.
BlingBlingDino: Minho?
FlamingCharisma is now offline.
BlingBlingDino: Oh hi Jonghyun, how are you today?
BlingBlingDino: I’m okay, Jonghyun. And you?
BlingBlingDino: I’m a loser ‘cause my friends left me to talk to myself.
BlingBlingDino: That’s harsh, Jonghyun. You should think about how to win Kibum back now.
BlingBlingDino: You’re right.
BlingBlingDino is now offline.
Pairing: broken!jongkey, bff!onhyun, bff!jongho, implied!2min
Genre: Angst-ish, but not really. A bit of fail!humor in the end. FRIENDSHIP. :)
Rating: PG
Summary: Jonghyun's best friends make him realize how much of an idiot he is.
A/N: Onew here is just… I love Onew here. <3
BlingBlingDino has joined the conference.
DubuChicken has joined the conference.
FlamingCharisma has joined the conference.
DubuChicken: What’s up, Jonghyun?
BlingBlingDino: I broke up with him.
FlamingCharisma: HOLY FUCK. YOU BROKE UP WITH KIM KIBUM?!
DubuChicken: I see. May I ask why?
BlingBlingDino: He’s just too much for me!
DubuChicken: What makes you say that?
BlingBlingDino: For starters, he only cared about his appearance. He always had to look good! He takes forever to get dressed up for our dates. Who takes that long to dress up?
FlamingCharisma: Taemin’s like that too.
DubuChicken: So you crushed the guy’s heart because he wanted to look his best for you? Because he wanted you to have your eyes locked on him? Because he wanted you to know that you had the most attractive guy out there and not think otherwise? I see.
FlamingCharisma: Hyung…
BlingBlingDino: Well, he keeps texting me and calling me! He gets so clingy! He calls me, asks where I am, tells me not to drink, not to smoke. Can’t I have fun?!
DubuChicken: So you broke his heart because he cares about you? Because he wanted to know where you are? Because he didn’t want to lose you to something stupid like smoking and alcoholism? I see.
BlingBlingDino: And he always gets mad when I say something slightly mean! It was just a joke and he’d already get angry! What’s with that?!
DubuChicken: So you tore his heart apart because he wanted to hear you say you love him and yet you say something ‘slightly mean’? I see.
FlamingCharisma: …………….
BlingBlingDino: He gets jealous easily! I can rarely talk to other people because he’d always get mad and ignore me! I have to hide so that he wouldn’t bitch about it so much!
DubuChicken: So you broke up with him because he wanted you to be faithful to him? Because he wanted you to tell him about things directly, instead of finding out from others and hurting even more? Because he wanted you to love him and only him?
BlingBlingDino: But look at Taemin!
FlamingCharisma: Don’t compare Kibum to others, Kim Jonghyun. He may not be perfect but you aren’t either. There might have been millions of better guys out there and yet he chose you.
BlingBlingDino: But!
DubuChicken: So you broke up with Kim Kibum because he’s good for you? Because she wanted to be the best for you? You broke him with your greed, Jonghyun. Are you proud?
BlingBlingDino: I broke him… What the fuck happened to me…
FlamingCharisma: Hyung… You lost the one person who loved you like no one else could. You didn’t take care of him when all he did was take care of you. You didn’t appreciate him when all he did was be the best for you. You didn’t want him when all he ever wanted was you. Hyung, that’s what happened.
BlingBlingDino: Shit. You guys are absolutely right. I was so blind. I lost the person who really loved me and cared about me. Kibum is perfect and yet he chose to be with an idiot like me. I’m so stupid and so selfish. I broke the one person I really need in my life. How could I be so blind?
FlamingCharisma: I think it’s time you apologize to him.
BlingBlingDino: You’re right. But how? :( Onew-hyung??
DubuChicken: Jonghyun, whatever you do, never make Key cry again. Got it? Frankly, it’s hard to make you realize how stupid you are and make him stop crying at the same time.
FlamingCharisma: LMAO HYUNG
BlingBlingDino: Kibum’s crying?! D:
FlamingCharisma: Want me to bring Taemin over? XD
BlingBlingDino: WAIT, HE’S IN YOUR HOUSE?!
DubuChicken: Yes, please, Minho-yah! :3 OTL
BlingBlingDino: HYUNG?!
FlamingCharisma: We’ll be there in ten minutes~
BlingBlingDino: YAH! LEE JINKI!!!
DubuChicken: See you in ten! With Taemin! LOL I think he’ll know how to make his umma stop crying. Keke~
BlingBlingDino: HYUNG!!!!!!!
DubuChicken is now offline.
BlingBlingDino: Minho?
FlamingCharisma is now offline.
BlingBlingDino: Oh hi Jonghyun, how are you today?
BlingBlingDino: I’m okay, Jonghyun. And you?
BlingBlingDino: I’m a loser ‘cause my friends left me to talk to myself.
BlingBlingDino: That’s harsh, Jonghyun. You should think about how to win Kibum back now.
BlingBlingDino: You’re right.
BlingBlingDino is now offline.