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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I broke xnotsorryx's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I gave tomb434 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for shoegazer1000 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-708 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kpenguin