Oh hell.
My inability to pee in public (that is, in public restroom facilities) is really getting quite ridiculous. Not to mention frustrating and sucktastic.
Today I walked into the restroom at work after having to pee like crazy and was suddenly startled to find that the three-stall lovely restroom, usually empty on my rare trespasses into it, was jammed with about four women standing around talking plus two in the stalls. Mortified, I found my way into a stall as the chatty women left, but that left me sitting basically next to two other women also trying to take care of that business.
I HAD TO PEE SO BADLY AND I COULDN'T, because there were two people present and whose eardrums are in perfect working order. YICK.
I am so goddamn weird.
Today I walked into the restroom at work after having to pee like crazy and was suddenly startled to find that the three-stall lovely restroom, usually empty on my rare trespasses into it, was jammed with about four women standing around talking plus two in the stalls. Mortified, I found my way into a stall as the chatty women left, but that left me sitting basically next to two other women also trying to take care of that business.
I HAD TO PEE SO BADLY AND I COULDN'T, because there were two people present and whose eardrums are in perfect working order. YICK.
I am so goddamn weird.