Pussy Perfume...
Well, ok, the information sheet that comes with it says that it is not a perfume, but it sure does smell like vagina!
typefiend turned us on to (no pun intended) this stuff called Vulva. He sent us this website. But kozy did not believe it was real. She told him that if it was real, she would buy it. So buy it she did and it arrived promptly from Germany.
It does indeed smell like several vaginas I have smelled in my life. It doesn't smell exactly like kozy's but it does bring back some fond memories nonetheless.
"VULVA Original beguiles the senses with the scent of a real vagina, thus opening up completely new vista for enhancing your sex life. VULVA Original lets you enjoy the scent of a woman anytime you want. Its easy to use: shake the VULVA vial well, and the fluid is also transformed to optically resemble the object of every man's desire. Then apply it to the back of your hand and sniff."
Umm - we can't figure out what they are talking about in that last part "(...is also transformed optically to resemble the oject of every man's desire..."??), and we have no idea what to do with this stuff, so i guess we know what we are giving
typefiend for Christmas!
typefiend turned us on to (no pun intended) this stuff called Vulva. He sent us this website. But kozy did not believe it was real. She told him that if it was real, she would buy it. So buy it she did and it arrived promptly from Germany.
It does indeed smell like several vaginas I have smelled in my life. It doesn't smell exactly like kozy's but it does bring back some fond memories nonetheless.
"VULVA Original beguiles the senses with the scent of a real vagina, thus opening up completely new vista for enhancing your sex life. VULVA Original lets you enjoy the scent of a woman anytime you want. Its easy to use: shake the VULVA vial well, and the fluid is also transformed to optically resemble the object of every man's desire. Then apply it to the back of your hand and sniff."
Umm - we can't figure out what they are talking about in that last part "(...is also transformed optically to resemble the oject of every man's desire..."??), and we have no idea what to do with this stuff, so i guess we know what we are giving
typefiend for Christmas!