yo

[kozychan]

i don' post so much on livejournal. i am not really into blogging, i hardly read other people's blogs. i am stoned right now, and i cannot find better things to do. so fuck it. i am posting random shit on my lj. this sounds very familiar. i think i have done something like this before.

entertain me. anyone, send me weird pictures, tell me some random stories, dress me up, do my hair and button up my shirt, or out take it all off, brush my teeth, sing me a song, show me funny videos, send me pictures of your cat, give me some fake mustaches, cook me something, draw me something, give me some video games, show me your travel photos, tell me how brain works, tell me what your parents do, take a walk with me, show me how you dance, write me something, change water into wine for me, tell me what happens in the last episode of rome, show me the most interesting fight in the world, paint bunnyfish for me, what??!! i am getting lost. are you with me? voice posting, mobile posting, call me muse, pay my bills, remind me to take my pills, hey you should make music for this post, we will make a band and tour all over the world. tell me jokes, send me vintage photos, tell me how did you find my journal, pet my kitty, shave your puby, don't throw up on me, make my bed, garden with me, tell dan to stop playing gears of war for me, smoke with me, don't pretend that you are not there reading this, inspire me, give me hand massages, bleh

ok i am done being bored. i am gonna go look something to eat and digest.