Just another thursday...or was it?

[kozl0v]

Today I woke up like I would any other day thinking it would be. But I was terribly wrong. I got up with roughly 15 minutes til we left. I walked the family dog "Buddy" and then had some ole' coffee and got dressed, brushed the hair and grabbed da books. I got to school as the bell rang and went to my locker to grab some gym clothes. Then It happenend. Zombies. They came and attacked me like leeches. They bit me and tore my clothes all up and down. That was just the beggining of the madness. I got to the boys' locker room and got in my trusty gym outfit. I went into the Gym and stretch and played alittle basketball. We won because you know, I was on the team and all J/K. But we did win. Anyways, on to English or not. I went to the library instead because i'm ninja and stuff. I was in the middle of doing ASL homework and my computer exploded and cut my face off. Yes, I now have no face. So after a quick 10 second operation, I continued my work on another computer. The bell rung and I was off to ASL. When I entered the room, it was like Noahs ark. Two of everything, Pirates, ninjas, gangsters and midgets. It was crazy. The all took seats and learned ASL as did I. I turned in my work that resulted in injury to my face and got good credit on it. When ASL was over I quickly went to lunch. Well, seriously I got in pointless trouble with the pricipal, but thats not the story i'm telling you. I saw Caty and I knew something was up. When I walked over to the bench I fell in an endless hole, well it had a hole, but really, really far down. I then used my go-go gadget boots to propell back up to the surface. At that time I thought to myself "why didn't i use the gadget helecopters"? I felt pretty dumb. After my lunch I trudged to math. My teacher was a giant talking aligator, but thats normal. We had a fire drill and that was gay. Then was wrestling pracice and all the boys turned into hott females and they all wanted my butt just like all of the other girls in the world. It made me happy to rub up on them for a change, kinda. Then I got home and both of my legs we chopped off and now I use a wheel chair to get around. So, in conclusion, today sucked and it was awesome all in one. So peace and much love to all my peoples.

-CoReY