Как расшифровываются марки авто
AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention
BMW: Big Money Waster
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily or Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA: Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA: Keep It Away
MAZDA: Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!
PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside
BMW: Big Money Waster
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily or Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA: Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used
JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA: Keep It Away
MAZDA: Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!
PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside