1. What is my favorite drink? Toilet water and/or whiskey.
2. Do I have siblings? If yes how many and what are their names? Yes, five... Bob, Joe, Franky, Lollipop, and Spanking.
3. Do i have pets? If so what and what are their names? Two fish named Shark and Pig, a goat named Teeters, and a giant slug named Slippy.
4. Where do I live (include street name)? 101 Killthebears Street, Atlantis
5. What is my best subject in school? Geniuses don't GO to school.
6. Do I smoke? At least eight packs a day.
7. Do I drink? Constantly.
8. Am I a virgin? Obviously not.
9. What is my favorite color? Light pink and aqua.
10. Where is my favorite place to get clothes? The dump (cuz they smell just like you do).
11. What are some of my hobbies? Picking your nose, parachuting without a parachute, torturing the mindless, hiding from headless turtles, spraying perfume, and smashing pumpkins.
12. What is my middle name? Imaslut
13. Where does my family come from? Half are from Italy, the other half from Neptune.
14. Have I lived anywhere before my current location? Yes, in Turkey, Bologna, Paris, Liberia, Juneau, and Saturn.
15. What are the foreign countries I've been to? Italy, Turkey, Bologna, France, and Liberia.
16. Are my parents together or divorced? Your parents left you to live on Mars when you were eight.
17. Was I adopted? No, no one wanted you.
18. Who are is/are my closest friend(s)? You don't have any.
19. What color are my eyes? One is macaroni and cheese and the other is puke green.
20. What color is my hair? Voilet-blue with yellow highlights.
Toilet water and/or whiskey.
2. Do I have siblings? If yes how many and what are their names?
Yes, five... Bob, Joe, Franky, Lollipop, and Spanking.
3. Do i have pets? If so what and what are their names?
Two fish named Shark and Pig, a goat named Teeters, and a giant slug named Slippy.
4. Where do I live (include street name)?
101 Killthebears Street, Atlantis
5. What is my best subject in school?
Geniuses don't GO to school.
6. Do I smoke?
At least eight packs a day.
7. Do I drink?
Constantly.
8. Am I a virgin?
Obviously not.
9. What is my favorite color?
Light pink and aqua.
10. Where is my favorite place to get clothes?
The dump (cuz they smell just like you do).
11. What are some of my hobbies?
Picking your nose, parachuting without a parachute, torturing the mindless, hiding from headless turtles, spraying perfume, and smashing pumpkins.
12. What is my middle name?
Imaslut
13. Where does my family come from?
Half are from Italy, the other half from Neptune.
14. Have I lived anywhere before my current location?
Yes, in Turkey, Bologna, Paris, Liberia, Juneau, and Saturn.
15. What are the foreign countries I've been to?
Italy, Turkey, Bologna, France, and Liberia.
16. Are my parents together or divorced?
Your parents left you to live on Mars when you were eight.
17. Was I adopted?
No, no one wanted you.
18. Who are is/are my closest friend(s)?
You don't have any.
19. What color are my eyes?
One is macaroni and cheese and the other is puke green.
20. What color is my hair?
Voilet-blue with yellow highlights.
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omg i laughed at pretty much every answer there
wow my stomach hurts
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