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Feb 28, 2005 17:52

OK so today was good, i guess, except i got a little piece of wisdom from a friend which didn't sit in my stomach as well as i think they meant it too. Let me ask this question (without that friend getting offended ( Read more... )

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Haha you are funny. lucky726 February 28 2005, 16:13:47 UTC
Yes, yes, you made me laugh as well. Actually, no, I didn't laugh out LOUD exactly, more of an intimate almost-laugh that bubbled deep inside me, pleading to escape, futilely tried to force its way out into the open air, where it could be FREE! COMPLETELY FREE!

Well, as for the friends question. It depends.

First of all, it depends on who exactly the involved friends are. If it is Kermit the Frog and Piggy (the Pig) then you should be ashamed for even considering feeling left out whatsoever. If it's President Bush and Tom Brady... well you should be happy that you arent forced to endure any more witless conversation than necessary. On the other hand if it is Mrs. Fields and Auntie Anne conspiring behind your very back: well, THEN you've got something to worry about. Even worse, if it was Mrs. Peacock and the wrench in the dining room, by golly gee, you might just have to commit suicide.
It also depends on WHERE these so-called "FRIENDS" were going. Now, if it was to the dumpster down the street, I'm sure you wouldn't mind too much, now would you? Or they could be going to gynecologist together (bet you wouldn't mind missing that either right?) But if this trip was to... say, Ireland. Well, then, you have my permission to burn them at the stake, whoever the felons may be. If your "friends" were planning on travelling to the next galaxy without you, well don't worry, just spy on them, find out all of their plans, kill them, dispose of the mutilated bodies, and travel into space. And have fun doing it :)

Anyway, chill out. :)

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Re: Haha you are funny. kozby February 28 2005, 18:30:50 UTC
you are the single best thing i have ever heard in my entire life i think that i am just going to keep you forever locked in a room so that you can make up crazy things like this. Thankyou for .... this is going to the first psalm in the book of Sarah in the KOOSH (my bible)

PEACH"S AN CREAM!
wow that was fuckign flaming!

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