CONTRACT
I shall not use foul language for exactly one month. I shall not cut this set amount of time short, but if I should choose, I could extend it over the set month. I will not use thy words that offend the ear, or thy abbreviations for these foul words. I will not type thy words on AOL Instant Messanger, Live Journal, or any other program which thy has on thy computer. I will only use thy word 'hell' when referring to a fiery place under thy Earth where thy Devil resides. I am bound to this contract by thy holy hand granade, and will recive thy rightful punishment if I choose to let these words out of thy mouth by speach or text.
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Good Luck.
Comment with thy full name to be bound by this contract.
Good Luck.