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this was written by a yr 7 trinity boy a couple of years ago and tis just classic... still makes me laugh (this is a direct copy)
ADAM AND EVE
Adam and Eve wrer the fist pepole on erth. And thay lived in teh garden of eden and thay thas no clotes thay had no fers and the animals in the garden did not eat them so tha did not wory Thay loveed each other. Adam was made of dust and eve was made of 1 of adams ribs
1 day eve was sitting under a tree eating. She herd avioce she looked around to find where the voice was from the grond so she got up and she sow a snake talking she said what do you want the snake said i want you to eat the frit off that tree she said but i cant eat off that tree god told me not to. Eat that one but the snake said i will killyou if you don't so she eat it she said this tasts good so called adam over to eat the firt so adam eat it this tasts good so tehy eay it into the knight.
That knight god called them and told them to get out of the garden.
Thay asked him don't throw us out. And god said no you will go and never come back. And from that day god made having babys painfull and thay found out that thay thad no colthes on so thay hid behind sticks. the end
ADAM AND EVE
Adam and Eve wrer the fist pepole on erth. And thay lived in teh garden of eden and thay thas no clotes thay had no fers and the animals in the garden did not eat them so tha did not wory Thay loveed each other. Adam was made of dust and eve was made of 1 of adams ribs
1 day eve was sitting under a tree eating. She herd avioce she looked around to find where the voice was from the grond so she got up and she sow a snake talking she said what do you want the snake said i want you to eat the frit off that tree she said but i cant eat off that tree god told me not to. Eat that one but the snake said i will killyou if you don't so she eat it she said this tasts good so called adam over to eat the firt so adam eat it this tasts good so tehy eay it into the knight.
That knight god called them and told them to get out of the garden.
Thay asked him don't throw us out. And god said no you will go and never come back. And from that day god made having babys painfull and thay found out that thay thad no colthes on so thay hid behind sticks. the end