Meme!!
That I stole from bean_thing who is made of win. :P
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Sasuke
2. Naruto
3. Dean
4. Sam
5. Sora
6. Riku
7. Roy
8. Ed
9. Taichi
10. Yamato
11. Harry
12. Draco
1. Have you read a 6 [Riku]/11 [Harry] fic? Do you want to?
OMG. *blinks repeatedly* No. And... uh, I've never thought about it. I guess it would be full of parent-less angst? So, YES!! :P
2. Do you think 4 [Sam] is hot? How hot?
Sam is fucking sexy as shit. He's an adonis, for crying out loud. *drools all over herself* He's like the most attractive piece of man meat I have ever seen in my entire life.
3. What would happen if 12 [Draco] got 8 [Ed] pregnant?
Uh... Ed pregnant is not a happy thought. There'd be swearing and bitching on massive levels. And Draco as the father? He's a selfish, spoiled brat. It would be the worst combination of parents available. I think Ed would cry at Draco's lack of caring for their child. :P
4. Can you rec any fics about 9 [Taichi]?
Shit. Not off the top of my head, no, and that's b/c most of them suck.
5. Would 2 [Naruto] and 6 [Riku] make a good couple?
Yes! Naruto is like Sora, and Riku is like Sasuke, so it all works out okay. :P
6. 5 [Sora]/9 [Taichi] or 5 [Sora]/10 [Yamato]? Why?
Sora/Yamato. It's the happy main character and angsty rival combo that gets me every time. *hearts upon*
7. What would happen if 7 [Roy] walked in on 2 [Naruto] and 12 [Draco] having sex?
Uh... Roy would be all like, "Can I join?" To which Draco would smirk and Naruto would be like, "ADISUHFSKNFDIUGEWIU!!!!!!!!"
8. Make up a summary for a 3 [Dean]/10 [Yamato] fic.
John is dead, and Dean can't deal with it. After Sam returns to Stanford, Dean needs to find a place he belongs. Yamato doesn't agree, especially after Dean barges in and claims Digimon are all evil spirits. Yaoi, angst. NC-17.
9. Is there any such thing as 1 [Sasuke]/8 [Ed] fluff?
LOL. OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even begin to imagine any fluff that stars Sasuke and Ed. They are, like, two of the most emolicious characters out there. *hearts upon*
10. Suggest a title for a 7 [Roy]/12 [Draco] hurt/comfort fic.
Uh.... *scratches head* The Flaming Dragon? :P No, um, maybe... Pitfalls of Resistance. Yes, that sounds right. *nods*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Sam] to deflower 1 [Sasuke]?
OMG. *drools* I would use the plot device that Sam and Sasuke are the two sexiest characters ever, and they see each other and decide to have incredibly, mind-blowingly hot sex. Or else, you know, Sasuke's possessed by Orochimaru's spirit and the only way to get him free is to perform a ritual involving sex on him, and thanks to Dean's lack of knowledge of Latin and other smart things, it's up to Sam to take one for the team. Shucks and darn it all. :P
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 [Roy] slash?
Yes. A bunch of them do, b/c it is made of win. ^_^*
13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 [Dean] het?
God NO!! At least, I hope not. *eyes friends list speculatively*
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2 [Naruto]/4 [Sam]/5 [Sora]?
I doubt it, because what? *mind boggles* But maybe.
15. What might 10 [Yamato] scream out at a moment of great passion?
He would probably moan and say things like, "God! Ah! Uh! No! Yes!" That sort of thing. I don't think he'd be very coherent.
16. If you wrote a songfic about 8 [Ed], which song would you choose?
"How Could This Happen to Me?" by Simple Plan :P
17. If you wrote a 1 [Sasuke]/6 [Riku]/12 [Draco] fic, what would the warnings be?
OMG, that is so angsty it makes me want to cry with joy. Um. Warnings: yaoi, angst, self-harm, non-con, dark. WIN!! ^_^*
18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Naruto] to use on 10 [Yamato]?
A good one - "Hey. There's this new band in town, I thought maybe we could go check it out together."
What he would actually say - "So, uh, wanna get some ramen, dattebayo?"
19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 [Sora]?
Um, two or three months ago, I think? I was reviewing every chapter and the author was responding to my reviews in a very cool way. Then I stopped b/c of college work and never got around to reading the rest of it. Bah. ;_;
20. What's 6 [Riku]'s super-secret kink?
He likes being tied up and spanked. :P
21. Would 11 [Harry] shag 9 [Taichi]? Drunk or sober?
I doubt it. Harry's very moral and all. I think he'd feel bad about it unless he felt like he was in love. But, if they were in love and sober, sure. Drunk, no way would either of them have sex drunk. No way.
22. If 3 [Dean] and 7 [Roy] get together, who tops?
OH MY GOD. This meme is amazing because it makes you think of things like this. Roy tops. Dean just likes to THINK he's a top, but we all know Sam gives it to him every night, and he LOVES IT!! :D
23. "1 [Sasuke] and 9 [Taichi] are in a happy relationship until 9 [Taichi] suddenly runs off with 4 [Sam]. 1 [Sasuke], broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Harry] and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 [Draco], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Sora] and finds true love with 3 [Dean]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
LOLZ. Okay, um, I would title this insane fic "A Lesson in Inconsistency." Three people who might read it are siriuslyyellow, nachende, and tehgenius. One person who should write it is mistful.
24. How would you feel if 7 [Roy]/8 [Ed] was canon?
DWJKABNLSJBFHAEYFUHNGMAXYILJKASDALDNAOFUNELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1
YAY
25. Who would make a better college professor: 6 [Riku] or 11 [Harry]?
Harry, by far. Riku would get pissed off and annoyed with the obnoxious students who think they know everything.
26. Do you think 2 [Naruto] is hot? How hot?
Naruto's cute. He can be hot on demand, like during the funeral scene when he looks over his shoulder and his eyes are shining and you're just like, "Damn. Naruto, you hot." But overall, it's his persoanlity and cuteness that are his most attractive features.
27. 12 [Draco] sends 8 [Ed] on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Oh, Draco sends Ed to spy on Dumbledore for Voldemort, or so he thinks, but in actuality Draco is sorting through the information Snape-style to only give Voldie what won't really hurt Dumbledore's cause. It succeeds until Ed accidentally gives himself away by being a klutz or getting pissed off and freaking out over something stupid, and then Harry has to go in and save him to prevent Draco from breaking his cover.
28. What would 5 [Sora] most likely be arrested for?
LOL. I can't even imagine Sora being arrested for anything. Loitering? :P
29. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Roy] or 8 [Ed]?
Oh, I think Roy. He looks imposing, as opposed to Ed, who looks like a victim and gets into trouble constantly just by doing nothing. Since they both can use alchemy, everything else evens out. ^_^*
That was one of the funnest things I have ever done. You should try it to, people!! *hearts upon*
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Sasuke
2. Naruto
3. Dean
4. Sam
5. Sora
6. Riku
7. Roy
8. Ed
9. Taichi
10. Yamato
11. Harry
12. Draco
1. Have you read a 6 [Riku]/11 [Harry] fic? Do you want to?
OMG. *blinks repeatedly* No. And... uh, I've never thought about it. I guess it would be full of parent-less angst? So, YES!! :P
2. Do you think 4 [Sam] is hot? How hot?
Sam is fucking sexy as shit. He's an adonis, for crying out loud. *drools all over herself* He's like the most attractive piece of man meat I have ever seen in my entire life.
3. What would happen if 12 [Draco] got 8 [Ed] pregnant?
Uh... Ed pregnant is not a happy thought. There'd be swearing and bitching on massive levels. And Draco as the father? He's a selfish, spoiled brat. It would be the worst combination of parents available. I think Ed would cry at Draco's lack of caring for their child. :P
4. Can you rec any fics about 9 [Taichi]?
Shit. Not off the top of my head, no, and that's b/c most of them suck.
5. Would 2 [Naruto] and 6 [Riku] make a good couple?
Yes! Naruto is like Sora, and Riku is like Sasuke, so it all works out okay. :P
6. 5 [Sora]/9 [Taichi] or 5 [Sora]/10 [Yamato]? Why?
Sora/Yamato. It's the happy main character and angsty rival combo that gets me every time. *hearts upon*
7. What would happen if 7 [Roy] walked in on 2 [Naruto] and 12 [Draco] having sex?
Uh... Roy would be all like, "Can I join?" To which Draco would smirk and Naruto would be like, "ADISUHFSKNFDIUGEWIU!!!!!!!!"
8. Make up a summary for a 3 [Dean]/10 [Yamato] fic.
John is dead, and Dean can't deal with it. After Sam returns to Stanford, Dean needs to find a place he belongs. Yamato doesn't agree, especially after Dean barges in and claims Digimon are all evil spirits. Yaoi, angst. NC-17.
9. Is there any such thing as 1 [Sasuke]/8 [Ed] fluff?
LOL. OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even begin to imagine any fluff that stars Sasuke and Ed. They are, like, two of the most emolicious characters out there. *hearts upon*
10. Suggest a title for a 7 [Roy]/12 [Draco] hurt/comfort fic.
Uh.... *scratches head* The Flaming Dragon? :P No, um, maybe... Pitfalls of Resistance. Yes, that sounds right. *nods*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Sam] to deflower 1 [Sasuke]?
OMG. *drools* I would use the plot device that Sam and Sasuke are the two sexiest characters ever, and they see each other and decide to have incredibly, mind-blowingly hot sex. Or else, you know, Sasuke's possessed by Orochimaru's spirit and the only way to get him free is to perform a ritual involving sex on him, and thanks to Dean's lack of knowledge of Latin and other smart things, it's up to Sam to take one for the team. Shucks and darn it all. :P
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 [Roy] slash?
Yes. A bunch of them do, b/c it is made of win. ^_^*
13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 [Dean] het?
God NO!! At least, I hope not. *eyes friends list speculatively*
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2 [Naruto]/4 [Sam]/5 [Sora]?
I doubt it, because what? *mind boggles* But maybe.
15. What might 10 [Yamato] scream out at a moment of great passion?
He would probably moan and say things like, "God! Ah! Uh! No! Yes!" That sort of thing. I don't think he'd be very coherent.
16. If you wrote a songfic about 8 [Ed], which song would you choose?
"How Could This Happen to Me?" by Simple Plan :P
17. If you wrote a 1 [Sasuke]/6 [Riku]/12 [Draco] fic, what would the warnings be?
OMG, that is so angsty it makes me want to cry with joy. Um. Warnings: yaoi, angst, self-harm, non-con, dark. WIN!! ^_^*
18. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Naruto] to use on 10 [Yamato]?
A good one - "Hey. There's this new band in town, I thought maybe we could go check it out together."
What he would actually say - "So, uh, wanna get some ramen, dattebayo?"
19. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 [Sora]?
Um, two or three months ago, I think? I was reviewing every chapter and the author was responding to my reviews in a very cool way. Then I stopped b/c of college work and never got around to reading the rest of it. Bah. ;_;
20. What's 6 [Riku]'s super-secret kink?
He likes being tied up and spanked. :P
21. Would 11 [Harry] shag 9 [Taichi]? Drunk or sober?
I doubt it. Harry's very moral and all. I think he'd feel bad about it unless he felt like he was in love. But, if they were in love and sober, sure. Drunk, no way would either of them have sex drunk. No way.
22. If 3 [Dean] and 7 [Roy] get together, who tops?
OH MY GOD. This meme is amazing because it makes you think of things like this. Roy tops. Dean just likes to THINK he's a top, but we all know Sam gives it to him every night, and he LOVES IT!! :D
23. "1 [Sasuke] and 9 [Taichi] are in a happy relationship until 9 [Taichi] suddenly runs off with 4 [Sam]. 1 [Sasuke], broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Harry] and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 [Draco], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Sora] and finds true love with 3 [Dean]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
LOLZ. Okay, um, I would title this insane fic "A Lesson in Inconsistency." Three people who might read it are siriuslyyellow, nachende, and tehgenius. One person who should write it is mistful.
24. How would you feel if 7 [Roy]/8 [Ed] was canon?
DWJKABNLSJBFHAEYFUHNGMAXYILJKASDALDNAOFUNELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1
YAY
25. Who would make a better college professor: 6 [Riku] or 11 [Harry]?
Harry, by far. Riku would get pissed off and annoyed with the obnoxious students who think they know everything.
26. Do you think 2 [Naruto] is hot? How hot?
Naruto's cute. He can be hot on demand, like during the funeral scene when he looks over his shoulder and his eyes are shining and you're just like, "Damn. Naruto, you hot." But overall, it's his persoanlity and cuteness that are his most attractive features.
27. 12 [Draco] sends 8 [Ed] on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Oh, Draco sends Ed to spy on Dumbledore for Voldemort, or so he thinks, but in actuality Draco is sorting through the information Snape-style to only give Voldie what won't really hurt Dumbledore's cause. It succeeds until Ed accidentally gives himself away by being a klutz or getting pissed off and freaking out over something stupid, and then Harry has to go in and save him to prevent Draco from breaking his cover.
28. What would 5 [Sora] most likely be arrested for?
LOL. I can't even imagine Sora being arrested for anything. Loitering? :P
29. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Roy] or 8 [Ed]?
Oh, I think Roy. He looks imposing, as opposed to Ed, who looks like a victim and gets into trouble constantly just by doing nothing. Since they both can use alchemy, everything else evens out. ^_^*
That was one of the funnest things I have ever done. You should try it to, people!! *hearts upon*