Star Trek txt convo FOR TEH LULZ
This is way more amusing than you'd think.
jelost: Hey finish star trek yet?
kowaiyoukai: Um no? are you fucking KIDDING ME?! i just finished 1x16, the menagerie part 2. Why? are you watching it?
jelost: Lol yeah, got bored. Im exactly where you are, menagerie pt 2 last night.
kowaiyoukai: Oh yay! sa doesn't wanna watch it, she didn't like 1st ep. I think its awesome actually. Spock rocks! kirks a vile fetishist manwhore. Needs moar gay!
jelost: Lol its totally crack. kirk hitting on that kid was creepy though. spock is fun.
kowaiyoukai: IT IS CRACK SRSLY. I can see why its required sci-fi & gay viewing. Spocks my tos fav, kirks my xi fav. Re: kirks sexual creepiness - see my last.
jelost: Agreed.
kowaiyoukai: Lol i keep wondering why kirk was holding that dick-shaped rock. And poor long-suffering spock. if i was him i wouldve dumped kirk years ago tbc...
Also spocks lips are very entrancing and pink. & i constantly find myself staring @ everyones asses and crotches.
jelost: Haha oh the crack. spandex doesnt help either.
kowaiyoukai: Omg when kirk was training with charlie x, i was like theres his dick! its kirks dick! lol! it was very defined. :P
jelost: Lmao, I was busy wondering at the amount of time kirk spends shirtless. he rips his shirt every other ep.
kowaiyoukai: Omg i know right?! the mans a walking sexual plague. Hes always half naked and flirting w whatever passes for female in that ep. I do see ks tho.
jelost: Of course. Theres a ks moment at least once an episode, without fail.
kowaiyoukai: Btw ever notice how only kirks shirt rips, no1 elses? just sayin. & ks makes me happy but i cant c how spock can accept kirks behavior. like jackianto
jelost: Spock seems to think its funny. if he had a sense of humor.
kowaiyoukai: Dude. He SO has a sense of humor. And yeah he thinks its funny now, but when hes a single parent trying to hold his fractured life together tbc...
While kirks sleeping around w sexy chick of the week, he aint gonna think its funny then. IS HE?!
jelost: ...kids? what? yes.
kowaiyoukai: They adopt a romulan and a klingon to complete their multi-species family. DUH YOU LOSER. Thats canon knowledge 101.
jelost: Oh. I see. well then. :|
kowaiyoukai: And did your yes indicate that you think singleparent!Spock will still find kirks sexual deviancy amusing? bc he wont. He'll be on the phone tbc...
W starfleet asking when his mans coming home and telling them their excuses are illogical.
jelost: Lmao youve been thinking about this.
kowaiyoukai: No actually that kind of thing comes quickly and naturally to me.
jelost: why am I not surprised.
kowaiyoukai: Bc you know me?
jelost: Hey finish star trek yet?
kowaiyoukai: Um no? are you fucking KIDDING ME?! i just finished 1x16, the menagerie part 2. Why? are you watching it?
jelost: Lol yeah, got bored. Im exactly where you are, menagerie pt 2 last night.
kowaiyoukai: Oh yay! sa doesn't wanna watch it, she didn't like 1st ep. I think its awesome actually. Spock rocks! kirks a vile fetishist manwhore. Needs moar gay!
jelost: Lol its totally crack. kirk hitting on that kid was creepy though. spock is fun.
kowaiyoukai: IT IS CRACK SRSLY. I can see why its required sci-fi & gay viewing. Spocks my tos fav, kirks my xi fav. Re: kirks sexual creepiness - see my last.
jelost: Agreed.
kowaiyoukai: Lol i keep wondering why kirk was holding that dick-shaped rock. And poor long-suffering spock. if i was him i wouldve dumped kirk years ago tbc...
Also spocks lips are very entrancing and pink. & i constantly find myself staring @ everyones asses and crotches.
jelost: Haha oh the crack. spandex doesnt help either.
kowaiyoukai: Omg when kirk was training with charlie x, i was like theres his dick! its kirks dick! lol! it was very defined. :P
jelost: Lmao, I was busy wondering at the amount of time kirk spends shirtless. he rips his shirt every other ep.
kowaiyoukai: Omg i know right?! the mans a walking sexual plague. Hes always half naked and flirting w whatever passes for female in that ep. I do see ks tho.
jelost: Of course. Theres a ks moment at least once an episode, without fail.
kowaiyoukai: Btw ever notice how only kirks shirt rips, no1 elses? just sayin. & ks makes me happy but i cant c how spock can accept kirks behavior. like jackianto
jelost: Spock seems to think its funny. if he had a sense of humor.
kowaiyoukai: Dude. He SO has a sense of humor. And yeah he thinks its funny now, but when hes a single parent trying to hold his fractured life together tbc...
While kirks sleeping around w sexy chick of the week, he aint gonna think its funny then. IS HE?!
jelost: ...kids? what? yes.
kowaiyoukai: They adopt a romulan and a klingon to complete their multi-species family. DUH YOU LOSER. Thats canon knowledge 101.
jelost: Oh. I see. well then. :|
kowaiyoukai: And did your yes indicate that you think singleparent!Spock will still find kirks sexual deviancy amusing? bc he wont. He'll be on the phone tbc...
W starfleet asking when his mans coming home and telling them their excuses are illogical.
jelost: Lmao youve been thinking about this.
kowaiyoukai: No actually that kind of thing comes quickly and naturally to me.
jelost: why am I not surprised.
kowaiyoukai: Bc you know me?