Twelve days.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Kovee sent to me...
Twelve simutrans singing
Eleven swings swimming
Ten chaos a-bowling
Nine angels boating
Eight vampires a-fishing
Seven cats a-hiking
Six parakeets a-dancing
Five alte-e-e-ernative relationships
Four virtual villagers
Three ds games
Two sexy pirates
...and a magic in a chosen family.